Bakusquad Oneshots

Alexa, play jealousy (Baku/Kiri)

"Can I cut the cucumbers at least?" Eijiro asks exasperated behind me on the kitchen counter.
"No." I simply say and proceed to cut the feta cheese.
"Why not?"
"I don't like other people touching my food."
"Hmpf." He makes this sound and I hear from the noises that he got off the counter, "Can I at least watch you?" He asks standing next to me.
"Just don't get in my way." I grumble.
"Ok." He says softly and seconds after I feel him wrap his arms around my waist and place his head on my shoulder.
"Ugh. You don't have to touch me every time just because you said you would cuddle me."
"Leave me alone. I just touch you or let you touch me because I want to I don't care about our agreement I'll caress you as long as I or you want. Actually, if I seem like I don't want to be babied then something is hella wrong." He says and grips me tighter.
"Like the other time when I was at yours?" I ask with a raised eyebrow and put the salad and the other vegetables in a bowl together.
"When?"
"It was a month ago, I think. When Aizawa-sensei gave us this random permission to leave school after just two hours."
"Oh my god yes. I hope he does it again." He sighs dreamily which gives me goose-bumps all over, "Oh sorry. I forgot you're ticklish." He giggles but gives me a little kiss on my neck afterwards.
"Stop!" I demand irritated and try to get him off me.
"I'll stop." He laughs silently, "So what did I do on this day? I don't remember clearly."
"You were just overall distant and you were kinda pissed at me and Momo."
"Hmm. Oh wait. I remember. It was dumb really."
"Yeah but what was it?"
"Nothing. I was just jealous." He mumbles.
I don't get it. Does he like Momo?
"On who?"
"Momo."
"Because?"
I ask more confused. He can't like her and be jealous simultaneously.
"Bitch, because you were hanging out with her the whole day."
"That was literally not the whole day. And I still don't get your problem?" I say and put the cesars sauce on the salad and turn around to him.
"It doesn't matter anymore anyway."
"Well, then you can tell me."
He rolls his eyes, "You and her just talked longer than you would normally with our classmates. And I didn't know what you were talking about and y'all laughed often." He says and looks down on the floor, "And you.." He looks up embarrassed, "You both didn't pay attention to us when we called you so I was wondering what's so intriguing and yeah."
Throughout his explanation he gradually blushed more.
"Are you for real?" I ask. I don't believe him.
"What do you mean?"
"I talked with her for like ten minutes."
"The fuck no. You talked the whole break. Don't lie."
"Half an hour then but like chill."
He rolls his eyes, irritated, "Don't say chill. I said that it doesn't matter anymore."
"Fine. But we just talked about football."
"Football?"
"Yeah. You remember the day before that I did this project with her and Tsuyu and that's when we noticed that we like the same club."
"Oh." He mumbles and looks away again.
"And on this day was a match and we just were kinda hyped about it and then we drifted to other topics but this was the main one."
I notice how his eyes flicked to me when I said "other topics" but he looked away again.
"Do you want to know what the other topics were?" I ask sighing.
"...No."
"Eij.." I sigh heavily and wrap my arms around his waist, "They were like nothing. We talked about the players and our biggest fails and then we talked about her paintings at her house because they were really colourful, I liked them. I told her that I paint sometimes and she was really shocked and then she started rambling about how we should make a painting together. This switched again to Bob Ross and yeah just stuff." I tell him.
"Oh." He makes that sound again.
"And I heard you. But the first and second time I watched to y'all Denki was just being an idiot so I told her to not pay attention."
"Fair enough." He says quietly.
"I didn't know that you felt ignored or something." I say.
"It was just weird seeing you laugh with other people...Wait! This sounds toxic." He looks me panicked in the eyes, "I want you to have good relations with other people. I just meant that...uhm..actually this is toxic. I don't want to share you." He says and hugs me tightly.
I laugh amused and rub his back, "I didn't know that you're like that."
"Well I am. Is it weird? Of course it is. Forget everything I said." He says rushed and tries to let go off me.
"No, it's fine. Don't be too possessive though. I don't think other people like that."
"I'm not like that with other people."
"Oh...ok. I don't have a problem with it but tell me if you're sad or something. I was kinda worried on this day." I tell him and brush lightly through his hair, looking him in the eyes. He looks still embarrassed which is why I give him a kiss on his forehead, "It's not weird, Eij. It's totally ok. Ok wait. It is weird but just because I didn't know that you like me like that but I'm ok by that."
"Uhh..I'm not in love with you just-"
"Shut your fucking ass up. That's not what I meant." I push him away because he ruined the moment.
"Oh, I'm sorry that your ass be talking like a-"
"Boy shut the fuck up before I beat cho ass."
I turn around to mix the salad and he immediately embraces me again.
"You're a meanie."
"A meanie?"
"Yes." He grumbles.
"I don't care."
"Fuck you, bitch."
"Bitch, let me go if you don't shut that mouth of yours."
"Hmpf." He makes quietly and actually stays quiet.