Bakusquad Oneshots

Narcissist (Kiri/Baku)

As Kirishima wraps his arms around Bakugou's waist to surprise him Bakugou pushes him away while saying, "Don't fucking touch me."
He turns around to see who touched him. His face softens, "Oh it's you."
"Who else?" Kirishima asks laughing.
"...I don't know." Bakugou turns around again and waits for his order.
"Will you be nice now?" Kirishima asks and steps closer to Bakugou.
"Hn." He just makes.
Kirishima wraps his arms around him again.
"Do you want something?" Bakugou asks and slightly turns his head to his friend.
"No, I already ate but thank you." Kirishima says and gives Bakugou a little kiss on the cheek.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. What are you doing here anyway?"
"What are you doing here?" Bakugou arches his eyebrow. They weren't together the whole day that's why he didn't think that Kirishima was the one who tried to hug him.
"I ordered something and needed to take it from the store. I was on my way to yours when I heard you shouting at the cashier."
Bakugou rolls his eyebrows and eyes the cashier again. She really got on his nerves. "She didn't and still doesn't focus on her job." Bakugou says and leans more against Kirishima and puts his hands on Kirishima's arms.
"If we listen to you no one focuses on their job."
"She literally forced me to give her my number instead of doing my noodles. If she would multitask I wouldn't be so hard on her but noo I'm too pretty for that."
"You're so narcissistic." Kirishima laughs.
"No, I'm stating facts."
"Still."
"Here are your noodles, hottie. If you want-"
"How did you call my boyfriend?" Kirishima asks with a serious face. Bakugou snorts quietly but tries to leave his laughter inside so that the girl doesn't see that Kirishima is just playing.
The girl pales, "I thought he's single."
"He's not as you can see so do your job and leave him alone."
"I'm sorry." She mumbles and puts the change on the counter where Bakugou put his money.
Bakugou takes his box and leaves with Kirishima.
"Thanks." Bakugou says when they're outside.
"Of course." Kirishima laughs, "But I feel kinda bad she looked so scared."
"It's her own fault." Bakugou shrugs, "So what did you buy?"
"Nothing much. Just stuff." Kirishima sighs, "What were you doing here?"
"I was bored so I took a walk and then I got hungry."
"Aww bored because I wasn't there? I was just coming, Bakugou-chan." Kirishima grins and starts laughing when he sees Bakugou's annoyed face.
He continues to eat his noodles silently.
"What did you do today?"
"What did you do today?"
"Stop asking me back all the time."
"Well I'm just interested."
"I just had to take care of some things."
"Hm. You're being really secretive today for someone who just bought stuff."
"...Are you mad at me?" Kirishima asks confused. Bakugou is angry all the time but not because of something like this.
"Tch."
"Are you? I'm gonna tell you later what I did."
"Why can't you now?"
"I can't. Well I can but I don't want to. Just wait."
"Tch."
"I don't understand why you're angry. Did you wanna do something with me today?"
"You wish."
"I do." Kirishima laughs.
"Shut up."
"I'm sorry that I left you alone for the whole day...? Is it about that?" Kirishima asks and steps in front of Bakugou.
Bakugou turns his head away.
"You'll understand when I explain it later." Kirishima says, "But don't be angry right now, Katsuki, please."
"I'm not angry." Bakugou answers when he hears Kirishima's begging voice.
"You look and sound like that though."
"I said I'm not." Bakugou repeats.
"Katsuki, I'm sorry."
"Shut the fuck up."
"Alright alright. So I wanted to sleep at yours but you seem angry so if you don't want-"
"Didn't you just say 'alright'? I said I'm not fucking angry godammit."
Kirishima doesn't respond. He can't stop thinking about Bakugou being mad at him even though he says he isn't.
"I'm not angry, Eij." Bakugou says calmer, "I just- uhm..."
"You what?" Kirishima asks when Bakugou doesn't continue to talk. He wants to know what is going on with Bakugou.
Bakugou turns his head away, "It was just weird to not hear anything from you today at all. I thought you're ignoring me for some unknown reason. I guess I just wanted to hear something from you." Bakugou mumbles his last sentence and tries with all his might to not turn red but it doesn't work.
"Katsuki..." Kirishima pouts and lays his bag on the ground.
"Never mind. You're not igno-"
"I would never do that, dannasan." Kirishima says and cups Bakugou's face between his hands.
Bakugou rolls his eyes slightly, "Don't call me that."
"But I love you."
"I don't care."
"I won't ever ignore you, I promise. And it won't happen that often that I leave you alone the whole day."
"What do you mean? Will it happen again?" Bakugou asks suddenly really sad. It's not that Kirishima went somewhere without him that's bothering him. But more like the fact that Kirishima woke up before him and just left with a note that it will get late. When Bakugou tried to call him he didn't answer the phone. His phone didn't even ring.
Kirishima softly caresses Bakugou's cheek, "No. If it does happen again I won't turn my phone off. I just didn't want to be disturbed."
"What did you do?"
"Ok...it's a surprise."
"For who?"
Kirishima rolls his eyes, "For you."
"What is it?"
"You know enough. I didn't wanna tell you. You'll find out later."
"You're mean."
"You're mean. I didn't know you would be so sad just because you didn't see me for a day."
"I'm not sad."
"Well you're something. But let's go already." Kirishima says and gives Bakugou's forehead a kiss before letting go of him. "I'm hungry."
"Eijiro! You said you're not."
"Well I wasn't but I am now."
"Idiot. We're not that far away we can buy something."
"No, I just want your lasagna from yesterday."
"Alright, let's go."
"Give me a kiss so I know you're not angry." Kirishima demands first.
Bakugou just turns to Kirishima without saying anything.
"Are you making fun of me?" Bakugou sighs as he stands in front of his friend.
"What do you mean?"
Bakugou puts his hands on Kirishima's shoulders and pulls him down a little and then wraps his arms around his shoulders, "I can't kiss your huge ass like that. You gotta get down."
"Oh right. I'm sorry, dannasan." Kirishima says and gently wraps his arms around Bakugou's waist.
Bakugou gives him a kiss on the cheek. ,,How long do I have to wait until you show me my surprise?"
"Midnight."
"That's so long, Eijiro."
"It's not, Katsuki. It doesn't matter I won't show you sooner."
Bakugou pouts softly, "Ok, I'll stop asking then."
"Good boy." Kirishima smiles and places a little kiss on Bakugou's nose.
"I'm not a dog, bitch."
Kirishima grins, "Alright."
Bakugou sighs, "Can you wake me up when you leave the next time?"
Kirishima pouts slightly, "Why are you so sad over that? I'm becoming sad."
"I'm not sad. Just don't leave me like that."
"Ok, I won't." Kirishima says and gives Bakugou little kisses on his cheek. "I love you."
Bakugou blushes softly and looks away.
"Let's go." Kirishima smiles and lets go of Bakugou.