This is the story of Pedro Sorenson, a crazy son of a bitch who steals llamas. It makes no sense and is really what happens when I try to be creative while tired. This is trash have a good time.
(Anything stupid and offensive said in the parts do no...
Waiter: What do you mean? It literally arrived here yesterday?
>Pedro panics for a moment, realizing that Flesh must be here, given that Moon Juice is here. He realized that that also means the 'Voice' and the Tree that ate him must also be here. Like people do when they are afraid, Pedro's anus expanded. He felt as hands wriggled out of his Man Ass.
>Suddenly, there was a gasp for air, and everyone watched in horror as FemBoy crawled out of Pedro's ass. FemBoy looked Half-Dead, and kind of melted, as if he had begun to dissolve into nothingness.
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Waiter: Oh.... Oh god! Sweet merciful lord what the fuck? D...Did he crawl out of your ass?
Pedro: Uhh.... Yeah
FemBoy: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! THE PAIN!!! THE SHEER AGONY!!!!! Wait, where the hell am I?
Pedro, Star, Banana Fucker, and Waiter: The Femboy Hooters.
FemBoy: Now this is my kind of place.
Waiter: Ok, now what did you want to drink. I don't have all day! I've got orders and asses to fill!
Pedro: Uhh... 1 moon juice.
>FemBoy washed off and sat down at the table with Pedro.
>Many Femboys came to the table because they were intrigued.
>Half of them were feeling up Pedro's hulking arms and bulge, and the other half were acquainting themselves with FemBoy.
>The food arrived, and Pedro put the Moon Juice in his anal inventory so he could investigate it later. He tried to put beside the fact that Flesh is still out there.
>Everyone talked, and Pedro became rather acquainted with FemBoy, though they used to be enemies. They still didn't really like each other at all, but Pedro did the courtesy of explaining what had happened.
FemBoy: Wait so i'm stuck here? And my wonderful loving master FloridaMan isn't? He's not here?
Pedro: Uhh yeah.
FemBoy: NOOO!!!! PLEASE!!! MY MASTER!
Pedro: He was a piece of shit. He killed 40,000 people.
FemBoy: Wait you haven't?
Pedro: Also he's straight so he wouldn't bone you.
FemBoy: :(
Pedro: How the fuck did you just say a sad face?
FemBoy: :(
Pedro: Nevermind.
>The four got up, and FemBoy decided he would come too, and everyone begrudgingly accepted.
>Now, the party was formed, everyone having their "Class" i guess.
PEDRO—THE BIG GUY (STRONG, LARGE PENIS)
BANANA FUCKER—POWERFUL MAGE (FUCKING ATE DUMBLEDORE'S SOUL)
FEMBOY—ROUGE (BECAUSE HE CAN SNEAK AROUND WITH HIS SKINNY FEMBOY BODY)
STAR—MORAL SUPPORT I GUESS? (HES PRETTY USELESS)
>Nobody saw as a spy was hidden behind them, lurking like i do on discord at 2:30 A.M.
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SNEAKY GUY: D'yall remember me? Heheheh.
>None of the four heard that as he was being just quiet enough to talk to the audience.
