Viper : Enemy of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Viper Q/A

Viper Question and Answer

Tony: What is this place?

Jade: I told you, it's the Interview Building. At least that's what Flair calls it.

Clint: Right, and you met two other girls, from different dimensions here? Flair and Becca?

Jade: Yup.

Natasha: I've seen some pretty weird stuff, but this, this I find hard to believe.

Jade: Well believe it. We're all in one story about me. There's hundreds more involving you guys out there.

Bruce: How is this possible?

Jade: I don't get what's so hard to grasp. You live with a God from another realm.

Thor: Yes, but it is all in the same dimension.

Jade: Which institutes that there are other dimensions. Just because you've never witnessed it, doesn't mean it's not there.

Tony: Okay, I have no problem with the other dimensions, actually gives me some ideas, but what you're telling me is, these two girls that you met, are both dating me? If that is true, when can I meet them?

Jade: Never. Yeah, you're dating them, well actually, Becca's Tony was kinda a dick and they recently broke up, but beside the point. You are never going to meet them, cause I'm sure that'd jack up the space time continum or something.

Steve: Then who's the girl with fox ears and nine tails?

Peter: Yeah, and the other one with brown hair?

Jade: What?

Becca: I'm telling you Flair, I doubt she's here.

Flair: No, no, no, Ashley read that she was having a Q/A, so she's gotta be here.

Jade: What are you guys doing here?

Flair: Told ya!

Becca: *Hands Flair 10$* We wanted to congragulate you on your first interview!

Tony: I thought you said I was never going to meet them?

Becca: What the hell are you doing here?! *Slaps Tony*

Jade: *Stops Becca from mauling Tony to pieces* No, no, this is my Tony. Remember he don't know a thing sweetheart.

Becca: Don't call me that and uh, sorry.

Tony: Damn, what did I do?

Flair: Broke her heart, and if you do anything to Jade, I will personally dissect you with my teeth.

Tony: *Gulps* Okay, okay.

Jade: Calm down, Flair. Besides, he's got a girlfriend, this won't be an Avengers/Iron Man fanfic. That's you two.

Becca: Where was that when my Tony was being such a jackass!

Flair: Look if I ever see your Tony I'll be sure to pumble him into dust.

Jade: Don't mind me getting in on that action too.

Natasha: You know I think I like these two.

Jade: Of course you do. You and them are practically best friends in their worlds.

Flair: Forget that. I told you you'd like them!

Jade: Who said anything about me liking them? I can barely tolerate them.

Becca: Oh no, you'll all be hanging out soon enough. You just wait.

Jade: Joy.

Becca: Well, we'll let you warm up to each other. Later Jade!