Imagine somehow ending up in Tolkien's universe. What the fuck is this, I apologise.
You ask to borrow kili's knife which he does , you cut your own underwear off with it and throw the underwear in the river. Then looking at kili handing him the knife back without hesitation.
"Kili hold my legs so I don't fall"
"Okay..what are-" kili begins to say but he then focuses on your next actions.
You turn to see tauriel still following us. I had previously while in the Mirkwood cells wrote :'kiss my ass' on your ass.
So you give tauriel a smirk. And bend over slightly kili still holding your bare knees tightly with his arms wrapped around them. You pull up the back of my spiderman skirt in a swift moment. You feel kili tense , as you reveal the message.tauriels face drops , I look at kili he is bloody red,while looking at your bare ass. He quickly looks forward when you noticed him staring.
You see a orc going in for the attack, you reach up and lift the front of my skirt and to your moose , pull out a knife from your own literal vagina. The case comes out too. You quickly throw that into the water.
You penetrate the heart by stabbing the creature that was once a elf.
Clutching my knife, you look back at tauriel she's in shock, she gets punched in the boob by an orc,She grunts. Legolas runs to save her.
You look to kili, his mouth gapped open in shock.
After a few moments of starring back at Each other kili finally decides to cut the silence.
"You had a knife in there;wasn't that uncomfortable?" He asks in shocked time.
"Yes my dude it was indeed. "
"Whoa"
He pulls you to sit down in the barrel with his arm around your waist. You feel bad because he has my ass on his lap skirt is one of them skirts that Look like a umbrella. The skirt had risen when he pulled you down onto his lap.
"Sorry about my bare ass on your lap" you squeak sincerely to the dwarf.
He is still redder Than an red ballon, then you feel something hard on my leg. He mutters "no I am sorry"
"Ooooh boyyy it's boner city up in here, noice."
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A bunch of random tv shows/movies Imagines
FanfictionThese are just dreams I have I guess , they help me fall asleep. I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS NOR MOVIES OR BOOKS THEY ORIGINATE FROM. Imagines for: -lord of the rings -The hobbit -Marvel -Buffy(only spike) -Labyrinth.(only Jareth) -starwars (only...
