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Eomer x reader

Eomer x  female reader

Imagine Eomer walking in your tent on the eve of battle , to find you in pain.

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It was the eve of battle, in Pelennor Fields, you had stayed with merry. Yet of course you had been stuck with agonising stomach pains that caused sweat to roll down your clammy face. Your hair slicked back, as you clutched your stomach in turmoil. Small gasps could be heard from your mouth ,as you felt parts of the egg exit your Body , as blood clots.

Turning on your side in your bedroll, groaning, Merry and Eowyn has left previous, to go the blacksmith. They wouldn't have left if they knew you were In pain, but you had tried to hold it together,until they left. You never knew when to except your period, it had a mind of its own, quite irregular. Sometimes you would have it three months late, but of course it choice now.

All you could think is if some bitch gets to stabbing me in battle ,(in which you weren't supposed to participating in) you would pull out the cloth , that soaked up your blood.  And just simply lob it at them, yes it's a dirty thing , but whatever to you can do to stay alive is helpful. Hey at least you aren't storing a dagger up there , like someone does in a barrel while flashing an elf. COUGH.

Anyways you lay in your own pity , sweating with pain , and tears covered your face like the aftermath of giving a dude a blowjob. Not that you had ever gave anyone anything sexual, or intimate. Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing.  Your legs are pulled up and spread , feet firmly on the ground, toes curling in pain. Not going to lie you looked like you were going to give birth.

Unknowingly to you someone someone had heard you sounds of pain ; in which led them stand outside your tent, waiting for the right moment to call your name.

"Gosh darn it , Jared why you gotta do this to me." You spoke angrily. You didn't know why you had named your period ,or your pussy which you called your moose.

The dirty blond future king was confused by this , he didn't know you were with child , or wedded by a man. He didn't bother to let his presence know he just rushed into the white tent.

"Y/n?" He spoke concerning,His eyes gazing over your birthing position, his mouth open in shock.

"What! You are pregnant? Why didn't you say. What the hell y-" you cut him off angrily shouting  "I AM NOT PREGNANT YOU ASS."

His face became red in embarrassment, he had never been scared of you before."..I a-am so s-sorry, I just saw you laying in pain in that position and you were calling a mans name. I just assume." His eyes traveled to his feet.

"No I am sorry, I didn't mean to snap I don't have no man." You smile slightly  at the muscular man.

"I just heard you in pain, when I was walking by. I came to see what was the matter. " He inched closet towards you.

"Oh it's just my stomach is hurting that's all ,Eomer." You called him by his first name , as you had been friends with Eowyn growing up so you knew of her brother, you had spoke multiple times.

"Oh? Why was you saying Jared then? Y/n?"  He questioned you raising an eyebrow, he wanted to help you, he had felt things for you since he was a child. Yet he was too scared to act on it.

Your face lit up with embarrassment, you thought he dropped that already, "uh..oh that.. um I w-wasn't talking about anyone. More like a thing." You avoid his eyes , as he looked you down, your sweating face , tear stained , position, at first he thought you were up to activities.

"What is thing? You can tell me ,y/n" he spoke gently.

You were afraid that he would be disgusted at you, but you couldn't avoid his question anymore. "Uh.. I sometimes give names to body parts. Jared is the unfertilised egg that is trying to leave my vagina." You spoke quickly, embarrassed by the situation.

Eomer looked at you in awe ,sitting next your bedroll, he grabbed your hand squeezing it lightly, Rubbing his thumb over the top. "Oh, you should've told me sooner that you had your period, I would've been here sooner. What else have you named,y/n?" He questioned.

"Uhhh you know the front bit with the hair on a girl? Yeah uh I named that moose. I didn't want to bother anyone else." Your face quickly returning beet red.

He smiled widely at your description of your pussy.

"I like it ." He laughs ," it would not have bothered me , I was lonely out there. Now where does it hurt." You are scared that he's gonna offer to make you cum. Gosh darn no.

"Well it hurts in my vagina but you can't do anything about that. So just my stomach." You sassed looking at him deeply in the eye. He smirked , he had the same idea you had earlier.

"Well..I could. Okayy sorry don't kill me.  Do you want me rub your stomach? Would that help?" He asked you sincerely. You mouth opened in awe you hadn't seen Eomer so sweet before.

"Uh..yes I think it woul-." Before you could finish he had interrupted you
"Well then would you accept if I laid with you?" You nod in response, he quickly removed his boots and coat. pulled your blanket back ,before he lifted bridal style you swiftly without a struggle, sitting where you were laying. Now one handily pulling the blanket on you , laying back with your back against his chest.

His arm wrapped around your waist gently, making sure not make you feel sick.   As you both settled in your bedroll, eomer then wrapped his other arm around you , you reach up holding his arm that rest under your tend breast. His other hand moving up under your tunic, onto your bare stomach , gently rubbing your soft skin, in a circular motion.

"I am glad Jared wasn't your husband , and you weren't giving birth." He spoke into your ear.

"Oi you basically called me fat, oh are you giving birth. What the frick eomer. Why." You spoke jokingly , the fat thing though you were insecure about that. 

"I wasn't I promise, you aren't , I just saw you in pain , and with your legs spread . I didn't know what dto think."

"Oh of course you noticed my spread legs." You mocked his voice.

"Yeah I did. I question if they can go further." You pinch his hand earning a yelp out of him.

"I love you y/n. Ever since we were children." He spoke so quietly , you almost didn't hear , You wouldn't have if his mouth was next to your ear.

"I love you too." You spoke before the pain of Jared disappearing falling asleep , laying literally onto of eomer. In which Merry and Eowyn come back to the tent , not long after you both fell asleep. They didn't reframe teasing you about it when you woke and Eomer kissed you , then left to get ready for battle.