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Thorin x reader

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Thorin x reader

Summary:You and Bilbo decide instead of Kili and Fili doing the pranking ,that you two would instead,let's just say it's legendary.

Word count:1127

Since you had magically came to this universe,not your fault you slipped in the shower then appeared her ,falling completely exposed into Thorin's lap,well in towel. You had been putting on your towel when you fell. Since then surprisingly from how he was with Bilbo ,he had felt the need to be protective over you.THough when you met Bilbo,Boom! Bestfriends,you thought Thorin's nephews were cheeky,well you and Dildo sarcastic,less disgusting pranks,witty.

One time Bilbo was in a ball and you pushed him down a hill.

"Sonic He can really move
Sonic He's got an attitude
Sonic He's the fastest thing alive!
He's the fastest thing alive!
He's the fastest thing alive!" He wasn't happy ,but why was he sitting the way you do when you tie your laces? He doesn't wear shoes!

Anyways Thorin adopted the name Thor from you ,and you and BIlbo had deducted a plan ,which leads to this. Thorin had approached you confused to what in God's name were you doing.

"Oh you have a child?" He has asked seing you held what look like a child wrapped up in a blanket in your arms protectively.

"No you idjit,its my dog ,she bites people if they try to harm me or even hug me ,very protective and jealous over me , hence why shes in the blanket also it's raining and cold. " you held your dog as if she was a baby,a a blanket wrapped around her,and her face.

"How haven't I seen her before? We have been on the journey for a month." Thorin very much confused ,by this whole thing honestly.

"Oh because she sleeps in my backpack all day,thats why. Do you want to hold her? She'll love you,you got the whole majestic wolf thing going for you. PLease I feel like a mother to her ,its so tiring Thorin" he had looked your poor tired eyes ,the bags under your eyes,he had nodded ,with a sad smile on his face. You had handed your dog into Thorin's open arms, Thorin couldn't help but think god this dog is heavy.

Bilbo couldn't help but smirk from where he was. "How do you carrhy her around all day she so large." you couldn't help but giggle at Bilbo,but pretending you were laughing at Thorin. "size of a seven year old human child." Thorin hummed in response ,"may I pet her?" You tried to keep your cool,Thorin was treating her so gently ,it was so cute ,rocking her on his feet.

You had nodded a little eagerly,he pulled back the blanket slowely,he saw dirty locks first,he had gasped when it had revealed the 'dog'. The dog had a stick in hand stabbing Thorin with it "Blah it's me" he had shouted ,as had stabbed him ,well more like poked him. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Screaming Thorin had thrown Bilbo onto the dirt. You cackled loudly with Bilbo ,as Thorin had stopped screaming ,now standing with an unamused,scowling at you.

"so no dog then?" you shook your head no,still laughing at him ,before walking towards him pulling you into a hug. "we got you good" Thorin had hugged you back now Bilbo joining in."You did." You had pulled away. "You thought Bilbo was a dog,Thor surely you must of thought that doesn't feel like a dog." He had just shrugged turning to leave,walking away walking like a god damn model.

"HEY wait..can I ask you something?" you had called after Thorin ,making him turn back to you nodding once in approval. "What is it like in Asgard,Thor? Sorry Isengard."  you had smirked ,again ,you hated that you had made this into this. Kili and Fili were Loki,in fact Loki and Thor weren't brothers in the comics , Loki was something to Odin,and Hela was Loki's daughter,funfact. Then Thor was  Thorin for obvious reasons.

"Y/n/n, go have a bath in that river,dinner will be ready soon." he had commanded you ,done with your jokes.

"Okay ,God of thunder,but won't you show me your sparkles?" you had smirked ,at this point Bilbo had left,leaving you to flirt with Thorin. "y/n/n , what do you mean by that?"

"I don't know." That was it you had a bath ,and carried on with your journey  the next day.

The next time you decided to prank someone Kili was your partner in crime;you had made a plan and Kili would help you execute it. This was probably a month later,and at this point you had just been ambushed by orcs on the way to Rivendell. So Kili help you in his arms ,you pretending to be dead ,he had run towards Thorin who was facing away in the direction of where we were heading. Your eyes closed,arms hanging as if you were motionless. "I choose to run towards my problems not away from them ,because thats what heroes do."you had whispered for Kili to say,you knew he wasn't a good listener but you had to try.

"I have choosen to run towards my profanity and not away! AS thats what heroes do!" he yelled loudly ,you would'vestared at him blankly if you weren't 'dead'. "what how was that anything like I Just said?" you whispered through your lips so quietly ,he probably wouldn't have heard.  Thorin had turned around as Kili sprinited towards him.

"Get help! PLEASE! Y/N SHE'S DYING.GET HELP! HELP HIM" THorin had stopped worried ,waiting for Kili to reach him ,but instead Kili threw you at his uncle with such force ,as if you weight nothing but a pack of tissues... You had made Thorin fall over ,you landing straight on top of him,yet you didn't move or open your eyes ,soon Thorin sat up with you your lap,trying to wake you up ,looking for injuries.

Whilst he was doing that yours shot open,"BLAH IT'S ME" Thorins face snapped to yours ,amd with that you pressed your lips to his ,pecking his lips,making the company watch in shock. You had pulled away ,leaving a confused Thorin,sat on the floor as you carried on walking.

"you people are so petty ,and tiny. Come on we don't have all day lover boy."

"...what." THorin was really shocked in all honesty.

"you heard me Thor son of Odin,you are my dwarf now." And with that he had jumped up catching up with you ,interlacing your hands.