I need y'all to know that I was listening to Remus' playlist non stop while writing the last chapter so it was like
Roman: My boyfriend died )::
My headphones: I LOOKED DOWN AND REALIZED I WAS 100% ERECT, NO REASON BONER!
Tw: Minor mentions of religion and past self harm
Remus stabbed the sand over and over with the end of a parasoll "This place good dork?" He asked after stabbing it extra hard down at a place.
"That would be satisfactory yes" Logan replied.
He rolled out a blue bathtowel under the shade and sat down on it. He had on an oversized long sleeved shirt with suspenders holding his 3 sizes too big jeans up. The gang was on the beach (they were in florida, they could swim no matter the season) but Lo was certaintly not going to swim.
Patton and Remus were running around looking for pretty shells (to look at/stab people with) and stranded jellyfish (to throw back into the ocean/eat). The duke made a necklaces by tying 3 jellyfishes together and offered it too Remy who requested chanel jellyfishes instead. Virgil was staring out at the ocean while complating whether to get in or not. He still had his black hoodie on but some purple swimshort instead of pants. He decided to get in.
Roman stared at him as he took off his hoodie. He'd already seen him shirtless when they had a late nigth swim a few nights ago but he still frothed at the mouth because Virgil was just so pretty!! Every time Ro saw him he understood why the ecess fat hanging over the edge of pants were called love handles because all he wanted when he saw them was grab onto them and pepper his face with kisses.
"You gonna get in or what?" The emo asked when he noticed the other man staring.
"I uh yeah of course! I'll race you to the water!!" Roman replied with a grin.
He chuckled "You cheap bratz bitch prince. I won't run anywhere until the zombie apocalypse starts"
Roman pulled up his figurative sleeves (He had red swim shorts with crowns on them) and looked determined. He stomped over to Virgil and did a big heave and tried to lift him bridal style. He failed.
"I'm a bad prince" He sighed "I would carry you to the water and yeet you in"
Virgil grabbed onto his arms "No offense but your arms are as muscular as cigarettes, of course you can't lift me. Also I'm not at all on your level so it's only natural you can't pick me up" He got some offended princey noises as a reply.
"TIMBER!" Remus yelled so loudly Virgil jumped from surprise.
The duke had blown up a giant inflatable octopus and thrown it into the ocean. He picked up Remy and held them up so no part of them got wet as he walked them both out into the ocean. He sat them on to the octopus and patted their head. Virgil looked on amused as Remus roared and splashed around to pretend to be the kraken. He procedded to pretend to fight the octopus before swimming to the back of it and pushing on it so it and Remy moved away. They were pointing to where he should move them, they were pretending to be a captain and professional kraken hunter.
Remy had on swim shorts and a bikini top. Roman had asked why they had a top on while he was driving there since they technically didn't need one and they'd loudly gasped and rambled about how they were a queen not some nipple showing harlot.
(Remus had on a tight green thong and nothing else. It showed of the giant tattoo on his back depicting tentacles shooting out from his spine. He also had a tattoo of a tiny penis man on his foot which he got while he and Remy were out partying and very drunk)
Roman leaned over to Virgil "Wanna orchestrate a royally ruthless attack against them?"
The emo high fived him "Hell yeah"
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