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the group chat

petey.boi: hey guys i made a group chat with everyone in it

r.u.shuri.abt.that: yas 

petey.boi: nice name

tincan: why am i here

tincan: and why is this my name

petey.boi: oh hey tony

that.dude.with.a.bow: hey

that.dude.with.a.bow: i don't mind my name

thot: it is i Thor son of oden

petey.boi: lol good job on Thor's name shuri

r.u.shuri.abt.that: np lol 

saltandpepper: peter can you change my name please

petey.boi: nah i like it now

mama.spider: aw my name is cute thanks Pete

tincan: why does Nat get a normal name!!

petey.boi: cuz she is scary

tincan: true

that.dude.with.a.bow: i second that

petey.boi: hey shuri pm me

private chat between petey.boi and r.u.shuri.abt.that

r.u.shuri.abt.that: wazzup

petey.boi: wanna do a lyric prank on the group 😂

r.u.shuri.abt.that: what song tho

petey.boi: um what about perfect by ed sheeran 😂😂

r.u.shuri.abt.that: omg yes they will freak out 😂😂🤣👌

back in the group chat

petey.boi: i found a love

petey.boi: for me

that.dude.with.a.bow: ooh pete has a boyfriend

r.u.shuri.abt.that: pete what r u doing

petey.boi: darling just dive right in, follow my lead

mama.spider: omgggggggggg

tincan: peter what!

petey.boi: well,i found a girl, beautiful and sweet

that.dude.with.a.bow: pete.... i thought u were gay

petey.boi: omg i can't it's a lyric prank

tincan: wait pete your gay

petey.boi: wow thanks katniss

petey.boi changed that.dude.with.a.bow's name to katniss

katniss: pete nooo i'm sorry