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''because your my best friend''

full title: because your my best friend

no one pov

it was a Thursday, period two. peter was in maths not paying attention as usual when his spidery sense started buzzing *that's weird* he thought, looking around the room, the buzzing slowly getting louder, peter continued to look around until a gravely voice that was definitely not the principle came through the intercom telling everyone to get to the gym or him and his friends would open fire and right on cue three men walked into the room holding guns and started ushering people into the gym

once peter got to the gym he noticed that there was two classes from each year there and of course that bag guy stood at the front with a grin on his face. everything was silent for a minute before he spoke ''right so this is what is going to happen, i will chose someone and they will get to phone someone and we will wait ten minutes, if that person is not here in ten minutes my men will start killing you, ok?, ok.'' his eyes started scanning the gym, while he was talking peter realised that this was his idea of fun. he liked seeing children like this. peter was disgusted, he sat there with a straight face but fire in his eyes, this caught the bad guys eyes, ''you'' he said pointing to peter, ''get up here''.

peter started walking down towards the front, along the way he thought that it would be a good idea to start talking as you do when your school is being threatened by weirdos with guns (peter your spider-man is showing), ''so let me get this straight, you are a big bad guy with some guns and you decided to come to a school full of nerds, hold some of the children hostage and pick me to phone someone and if they don't come in ten minutes your gonna start killing people, jeez man, sounds a bit boring like personally i would rob a bank or something but you do you i guess''. once peter got to the front the bad guy shoved a phone in his face and said ''you can phone anyone even the police but they only have ten minutes to get here''. at first peter thought about the police but he knew that they would be no good before he realised he could call-

everyone watched as peter called someone that was definitely not the police and sat waiting  for the person to answer

'who is this and how did you get my number'

'its me'

'ooh hey why didn't you tell me that you changed your number i thought we were friends'

'shut up, i need to use that favour now'

'really now why'

'come on there is peoples lives at risk'

'fine why'

'just come to midtown school of science ok'

''ok times up'' the bad guy said as he took the phone out of peters hand and shot it

time skip to 5 minutes later

everyone was slowly loosing hope when deadpool strutted into the gym, looking around he saw a bunch of children but no spider-man, he really needed spider-man here otherwise he would blow this guys head off and he didn't thing that his favourite arachnid would like that so he simply turned around and started to leave, ''ah mister bond i have been expecting you'', everyone turned to peter who seemed to be the one who spoke, deadpool recognised that voice, but i can't be him that is just some high school kid, he decided to say something only spider-kid would get,''really dude i just-'' ''bought that taco'' peter finished smiling, deadpool just looked at him and turned to shoot every single one of the bad guys.

once he was done he turned to peter who was still smiling like an idiot, ''why did you phone me, of all people why me'' peter frowns for a second and just laughs and says

''because your my best friend''