Tw: blood, mention of death, mentions of murder, mentions of attempted suicide.
Everyone in the world is born with white blood. No matter what. But every time you kill someone your blood gets slightly more red. Committing suicide, or trying also makes your blood red.
The team (tony, Steve, bucky, Sam, thor, clint, nat, peter, bruce and scott[tell me if I missed someone]) were all doing a mandatory health test. For said test, you needed to prick your finger and drop some blood into a tray for it to get examined.
This obviously meant that everyone saw your blood, which would be a slight problem.
Tony went first, he pricked his finger and let the blood drip slightly before getting a tissue and stopping the bleeding. as expected, his blood was half way between red and white.
Then steve whose blood was slightly more red than Tony's because of being in the war. He pricked his finger and let the blood drip, then stopped the blood with a tissue.
This happened for everyone. almost All of their blood being around the same colour because they all killed around the same amount of bad-guys on missions, apart from nat and bucky's because of the red room and hydra. half way between red and white. Until it was Peter's turn.
Peter walked up to the dishes and pricked his finger, just like everyone else. however before he could stop anyone from seeing his blood tony saw.
"Omg peter, why is your blood like that!?" This caused everyone to look over and gasp.
It was bright red.
Eventually bucky asked why and peter responded; "it turns out that suicide causes your blood to change..."
"...I'm going to go..."
And he ran out of the room.
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