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it was a normal Saturday night for peter, and by normal i mean staying awake all night because he gets nightmares. "peter if you are gonna stay awake all night i suggest a self care night" karen said from above his head (peter has karen in his bedroom in shield), "karen we both know how that ended last time", it went silent for a second where peter was thinking what to do when uncle fury called him up to question a hacker that they had just caught.
********time skip to peter finding out that the hacker is his age*****
when peter found out that the hacker was his age he got an idea for how to question him. unfortunately though what fury didn't tell him was that all the avengers were going to be watching
********when peter had gotten changed, in the questioning room*******
hacker pov
i was sat there in handcuffs waiting to be questioned when a kid my age walked in looking like an e-boy and i immediately knew i was gonna like this kid
no one pov
when peter walked into the questioning room and sat down all the avengers were wondering how little peter was going to get any information out of this guy.
they were even more surprised when peter decided to sit on the chair backwards (like in the captain america psa's) and talk to the hacker like he had known him his whole life, however steve knew exactly what he was doing when he started talking.
"so, you decided to hack shield..'' and both of the kids burst out laughing completely confusing all the adults. once they had calmed down peter started talking ''honestly mood but why, like with your kind of skill you could get a job here or at si'' the hacker seemed to be thinking for a second and it went quiet, well until peter noticed what shoes he had on ''damn Daniel back at it again with them white vans'' was all he whispered when the hacker just looked at him and said ''i'm about to say it'' at this all the adults leaned in thinking that peter had just got this guy to confess, peter however looked up smirking and said ''say what'' the hacker looked him dead in the eye and said ''i don't care that you broke your elbow'' instantly both kids burst out laughing for the second time.
this went on for some time until peter decided that he had got enough information and left confusing all the adults because all they had done was say some weird quote things and laugh. that however was proven when peter walked out and said ''his name is harry, he hacked shield for a dare, he would like a job here but didn't know how to get your attention, his favourite food is KFC and he is best at coding weapons and no one else knows that he actually hacked in''
and he walked off just like that leaving all the adults shocked
i hope this is what you wanted, i tried my best but idk
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