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peter gets high

Peter, ned and mj were just chilling at ned's house you know doing the usual, watching glee and singing along, drinking monster, getting high. you know the usual

peter, ned and mj were on their 4th joint when peters phone rang saying that mister stark wanted him to meet the avengers, only problem being that peter was in fact very high.

when mister stark came to pick peter up, peter decided that he needed to keep the Spider-Man mask on so no one figured out that he was still high. imagine that, the first time meeting your all time idols and your high...

~~~~~~~~~~~time skip to when they were in the lift going up towards the other avengers~~~~~

''hey pete, just be yourself yeah, don't worry about them they are just regular people who happen to save the world occasionally, and of course you have already met me and I'm the coolest so..''

just at that moment the doors opened and peter could see all the avengers and as soon as the doors opened everyone turned to look at them and peter noticed that steve and bucky sniffed a bit a shared a look. oh on he  thought, do they know

after a while of chatting and introducing himself peter was finally settling down no one had noticed that steve was getting more and more annoyed until he finally spoke up. 'tony are you high right now'', everyone went silent and tony looked angry 'no why would you say that im with peter i would never get high when I'm with him', everyone was quiet again then steve spoke up yet again, 'well the smell of weed arrived when you came so it must be you-' then bucky cut steve off 'or peter'. everyone was silent and slowly they all turned to look at peter until tony spoke up. 'peter are you high right now?' peter was quiet for a minute before 'mayyybe'

and instantly everyone exploded

ok so i don't like this that much but it was a request sooo

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~bai my sad children