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that one time wade called peter in class

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peter was bored. so bored in fact that he had already designed a whole new web formula in the back of his note book. he didn't mind English it was just that the teacher was really boring and droned on in a monotone about Shakespeare, he was just about to fall asleep when his phone went off

'i'll drop it like it's gravity-'

dammit that's wade's ringtone peter thought, ''you know the rules mr. Parker, answer it'', peter rolled his eyes and pressed the pick up button

''hey baby boy, what's up''

''hey wade, nothing much why did you call me''

''i may have a small problem baby boy''

''what did you do this time wade''

'' well, i was just doing something romantic and the police took it the wrong way and now i'm stuck in out hideout''

'' oh my god wade what did you do''

'' it's not that bad, i got all  my recent victims and wrote 'i love you' with them in a field''

''really wade, again, i know you might think that is romantic but a normal person would not, especially the police''

the whole class was now listening in on the conversation, wondering why the police was involved and who peter was talking to

''i don't care they can't chase me for it''

''for the last time wade it is  not ok to spell 'i love you' out of dead bodies on a field''

at this people started freaking out whilst peter was still calm somehow

''right fine, sort it all out and i'll go explain to the police''

''thank you baby boy''

''yeah, yeah love you too bye''

peter said hanging up,''right as i'm sure you just heard, because you were listening to my conversation, i need to go and talk to the police, goodbye'' peter calmly started putting all his stuff into his bag and walking out of the class leaving a stuttering teacher behind

yayyy this one had a good en