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multilingual (part 1?)

Russian:

peter had been staying ta the compound for a while now, (aunt may was on a business trip for a while). one night peter and tony stayed up wayyy too late. meaning that when peter woke up the next morning, he was very tired, like extremely tired.

walking down to the living room, peter payed no attention to anything around him, heading straight to the coffee machine. after drinking 3 cups of coffee peter was somewhat awake, well, awake enough to hear nat and bucky arguing. however, he was not awake enough to realise that they were arguing in Russian. ''zachem ty eto sdelal? YA ispol'zoval etogo idiota!'' (why did you do that? I was using that you idiot!) nat said to bucky who had just reached over and taken the knife that she was throwing and catching. ''Mne skuchno, peotomu ya khotel tebya rasserdit'' (I'm bored, so I wanted to annoy you) bucky said with a smirk. at this point everyone but peter was watching the argument and getting ready to leave because everyone knows that when nat and bucky argue in Russian it's about to go down.

well it is safe to say that when peter spoke up from behind his mug, everyone was shocked. ''prekratit' spory. ty vsekh pugayesh'. ans baki, yesli u tebya net zhelaniya smerti, otday yey nozh'' (stop arguing. you're scaring everyone. and bucky, unless you have a death wish, give nat her knife back). he then stood up and left the room whilst muttering

''it's too early for this''

~hey my sad children

sorry this took so long. it would have been up yesterday if I didn't cry for 3 hours. anyways, i quite like this idea so i might make it a series, I don't know yet though

(296 words)

~bai my sad children