jjba: one shots, short stories [taking requests!]

can i get uhh || josuke x okuyasu

becasue i feel the vibe from can i get uhhhh boneless pizza is immaculate. credit to the video and person who made all of it bc honestly i just rewrote what they were saying but a little bit different

Word Count: ~270

J=Josuke, O=Okuyasu, PP=Pizza Place
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J: Bruh I'm dead ass hungry right now

O: For real dude we should hit up Tonios

*dials phone ring ring progresso*

PP: yah Tonios what u want?

J: lemme get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA wit a 2 L coke?

PP: fuck kinda pizza?? and 2 L machine broke we got 1 L tho

O: fuck u mean 🅱️ ight look lemme get that pizza BONELESS

PP: uh pizza dont got bone on it

O: tf did I just say then

PP: u said lemme get it BONELESS like pizza got a damn bone in it

J: yall got bones in ya shit then

PP: nah

J: so whats the problem

PP: dickhead name one pizza that got bone on it

O: just dont put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times i gotta say it

PP: bruh just explain to me how tf pizza can be boneless??

J: if it dont got bone in it,, iss BONELESS

PP: boys what school u go to ?

J: dawg i dont understand the problem just make my shit BONELESS

J&O: DEADASS

PP: I deadass not telling Tonio to make this pizza..

Just as the front of the house lady at Tonios is about to hang up Josuke and Okuyasu frantically yell wait to actually place a take out order.

"Nah lady sorry, but for real can we place an order for take out?"

"... yes sure go ahead"

They place their order for a large house pizza and some house pasta (bc we know tonio be working his magic and shizz yk).

"Anything else for you boys?"

"Yeah, actually can we add some uhh BONELESS AFRICAN MINERAL WATER-"

"I will cancel your order if yall dont stfu rn"

"Okay okay okay but for real can we get a few bottles of that too"

The lady sighs, "yes, that'll be $25. it'll be ready in 30 minutes"

"Thank you!"