My American Oneshot Book

ITS 4TH OF JULY~

yall know what this is~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BEST BOI ALFRED FREEDOM JONES!!!

I decided to take a different approach to this oneshot, enjoy~

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Alfred Freedom Jones, the personified United States of America, was many things: a hardworking businessman, a caring husband, and a loving mother. He rarely got time away from his hectic work schedule or his large family, leaving him mentally and physically drained a lot of the time. So when opportunities arise for Alfred to take that oh so rare vacation, he grabs it.

While Alfred normally goes abroad for his delegate work, this time he traveled for pleasure. His boss offered him a full two weeks off so long as he chose to go abroad, and go alone. This made Alfred's heart crack a bit, considering he would much rather spend the time off with his family. But Russia and the children demanded he took the offer, happy that he was finally given time away. 

Which is what led him here, at the comfy Castle Rock Hostel, the day of his birthday. He was in the bright lounge area where a majority of patrons had been: drinking, conversing, playing beer pong, and shooting pool. There weren't many, only six: a Britt named Ruby, a German named Jaxon, a Spanish couple named Yasmin and Don, a French boy named Archer, and a Chinese boy named Bojing.

It was close to one in the afternoon when Alfred's phone began to ring, causing most of the people to quiet down as Alfred answered the facetime call.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMA!" all of Alfred's kids shouted, making him fumble his phone. Most of the patrons chuckled as they watched Alfred nearly drop his phone.

"Thank you, kids!" he replied, making all the children laugh and run out of frame as Ivan took ahold of the phone, "you all are awfully chipper considering it's so early,"

"Da, your neighbor decided to set off some fireworks at five in the morning. It seems the American spirit has already begun,"

"That's Americans for you, how are the kids?"

"Not bad, a few mishaps here and there. But I handled it, so you don't need to worry. Are you enjoying your vacation?"

"Yea, it's nice to travel abroad for something other than meetings. I am expecting Arthur to find me though since he knows I'm visiting,"

"Considering the date, I wouldn't be surprised if he took a sick day and became a temporary hermit," both men laughed, "we sent a present to the hostile, I hope you get it in time,"

"Thanks, Vanya, you're the best,"

"Nyet, that title goes to you Fredka," a large crash sounded from off-screen. The entire lounge was now silent as they overheard a commotion ensue on Alfred's phone.

"AHHH NIOMI GET THAT GATOR AWAY FROM ME!!!" ((Niomi is Florida))

"DON'T BE A WUSSY LEVI!!! GABBY AIN'T GONNA HURT YA!!!" ((Levi is Connecticut)) 

"NIOMI I SWEAR TO-" Levi screamed again, "IT'S GOT MY LEG!!!"

"WELL YA ANGERED HER!!! BRODY, HELP ME GET GABBY OFF LEVI!!!" ((Brody is Texas))

"ALRIGHT I'M COMMIN'!!!" Ivan groaned and Alfred chuckled into a closed fist.

"You sure you don't need me to call for backup?" Alfred mused.

"Nyet, I am fine. Enjoy your vacation sunflower, I will see you when you get back,"

"Love you, snowflake,"

"Love you too, Fredka," Ivan made a kissy noise before hanging up. Alfred rolled his eyes and pocketed his phone, stretching his arms. The hostile residents grew curious and walked over to the couch Alfred was on.