My American Oneshot Book

Oneshot 58

Yes I'm counting it as a oneshot 

Requested by JacieSellers

Alfred - A

Ivan - R

me - K

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A- Hey guys~ I hope y'all are staying safe during this time! The kids and I have been in our mansion for weeks and I am now carrying a food baby. *groans and rubs his full tummy* I look like a balloon. 

I- A cute balloon *sits next to him and hugs his side*

A- *rolls his eyes* yea, yea. Anyway~ I understand that this is a Q&A with no limits. So, author, would you please read the questions and their asker~

K- Certainly, love. teddy1223 "how did everyone react when you first told them of your relationship?"

A- well, nobody was upset. Probably because they were too afraid to be angry. I mean, Finland was pissed, but he thinks I'm still a child and he's a tiny bit overprotective.

I- Da, he was the worst to deal with. He's taken my penis on multiple occasions because of it. But, Fredka is right. Nobody made a fuss, in fact, most people congratulated us. Next question~

K- GallopingFlower "Alfred, if having children, like the actual birthing process, wasn't so painful, would you have more?"

A- *hums* yea. I mean, I'm not opposed to having more. But apparently somebody didn't like me when I was in the delivery room. *glances at Ivan*

I- I don't like seeing Fredka in pain, so when he was giving birth to Alaska I actually felt bad for making him go through that amount of pain. We can make more if you want~ *nibbles Alfred's ear*

K- *whacks Ivan's head* wait until we're done!

I- *rubs his head* fine~

K- Babysugasugar "So hows is texassss" "And can i hug u both ivan and alfred!!" 112O11 also asks "how's texas?"

A- Texas is fine, I think the quarantine is annoying him. If our mansion didn't have a gun range, I think he would be going insane. He loves nature and going outside, so he's releasing his pent up aggression on the targets. And I love hugs! *spreads arms*

I- *kolkolkolkol*

A- Knock it off, ya know I hug anybody who needs one! *still spreads his arms*

I- *groans and hugs Alfred's waist, resting his head in his back*

K- ok, so while Ivan pouting. Here's the next question, from SerenitySVA "how big is your family and are the colonizers included?

A- Yep, Britain, France, and Spain are considered my family. Then I have my kids, 60 of them, who are made up of the states, territories, capital, and micronations. Nation wise, it gets big. The Nordics are obviously like my parents/siblings. Sweden and Finland are like, REALLY overprotective parents. Belarus, Ukraine, and the Baltics are also my in-laws. Prussia is technically my uncle 'cause he and Iggy are twins, but I consider him more like a brother. Same with Denmark, the Italies, and Germany. And yes, the Italies are technically my uncles because they're half brothers with France. 

I- Nation family trees get confusing sometimes *giggles*

A- Shut up, I'll lose track. Where was I? OH! The other Germanics, including Hungary, are like my crazy aunts and uncles. Especially Lilli! Don't let her innocent facade fool you, she's nuts and can hold her alcohol better than Ivan! Netherlands, Belgium, and Luxemburg are also like my aunt and uncles, especially the Netherlands. He liked to play with me when I was a baby colony. He may look scary, but he's gotta few soft spots. Most of the Asians are considered more friends to me, but Japan and South Korea view me as a brother. Hong Kong is my brother, so~ Yea, I think that's all.