Preference - Pick Up Lines

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Max Vertappen
"When I was born I had two choices, have a big dick or have bad memory. Unfortunately I don't know which one I picked."
"Max-"

Charles Leclerc
"Hey. You wanna be my girlfrien?"
"Were already dating but sure."
"I didn't put the D in because you'll get that later."
"Charles Leclerc! Get out of my house!"

Lance Stroll
"Hey did you get those pants on sale because they're 100% off at my place."
"I am 100% keeping them on at your place because your parents are coming over for dinner."

Alex Albon
"Is your name Winter because you'll be coming soon."
"Alex, dont say that in front of the cats."

George Russell
"Here's why you should date me-"
"George were engaged."
"Reason number 1) no one will try and take me from you and reason number 2) is that I'm funny sometimes."
"And you needed to use a PowerPoint presentation for?"
"For the presentation?"

Lando Norris
"are you trousers from out of space because-"
"my ass is out of this world?"
"I've found my soulmate."

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