𝙃𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙃𝙄𝙏 // 𝙤𝙞𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

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You texted DANNASAN 🥵🥵 all day, even in classes. You were strangely never caught with your phone in hand, despite the odd looks your teacher gave you - something between a glare and a squint.

Kamihara was obviously blowing raspberries into the inside of his elbow, yet the blame always went straight onto Oikawa.

You were scolded once in class and that was for laughing at Oikawa when the girl who sat beside him, Kayama Hana, begged the teacher to move spaces. Oikawa had tried to defend himself yet the teacher simply told him to stop being disruptive and allowed Kayama to move across the classroom into the empty desk in the back corner.

At one point, the teacher had even pulled the volleyball captain outside for what you could only assume was a scolding, though it could have been out of concern... you could imagine the conversation.

"Oikawa-san, if you need to pardon yourself to the bathroom, please do so immediately."

"Sensei, I'm-"

"I don't need to know the details, Oikawa-san. If you must go, then please say now."

After school, you and Sakiyama walked back to your home to find that Tsukishima was gone. You quickly logged onto the Karasuno volleyball team's group chat.

- -

carrot-sumo (all inclusive 🥰)

yomechan 💕
tsukki did you get home safely

saltyshima
yeah my brother came and picked me up

half bald
good lmao
half bald
also i have some very important news

yomechan 💕
oh dear lord

the milk man's wife
do tell

half bald
kAGEYAMA AND I ARE DATING

sunshine:)
wow really?

sugaANDSPICE
please confirm this

he need sum milk
mhm yeah we are
he need sum milk
anyone have a problem?

saltyshima
yeah
saltyshima
i thought you liked the water bottle girl?

half bald
SHUT UP KEI

yamacoochie
don't tell my boyfriend to shut up

yomechan 💕
oho its all comin out now
yomechan 💕
also sakiyama i thought you were a lesbian-

rolling thunder
speaking of coming out im bi
rolling thunder
also im dating harukaze

dick cheese
i'm so proud

BOKE
and i asked out tsubasa!!
BOKE
(she said yes)

yomechan 💕
wait what the fuck
yomechan 💕
let me get this straight
yomechan 💕
harukaze and noya, sakiyama and kags, tsubasa and hinata and tsukki and yamaguchi??

sunshine:)
yes

dick cheese
i'm so fucking confused