𝙃𝙐𝙎𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙃𝙄𝙏 // 𝙤𝙞𝙠𝙖𝙬𝙖 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧

𝙭𝙫

DANNASAN 🥵🥵
why was i cursed with all of the dummy and none of the thicc

yomechan💕
oikawa

DANNASAN 🥵🥵
wooow, he would cry if you said that to his face

yomechan💕
thats the point

DANNASAN 🥵🥵
you really hate him don't you?
DANNASAN 🥵🥵
is this some weird dynamic because he taught you everything you know about volleyball

yomechan💕
oikawa is not my teacher
yomechan💕
and he never was
yomechan💕
i have to get off the phone now dannasan were about to arrive at the cafe

- -

yomechan💕 has gone offline.

DANNASAN 🥵🥵
you're going to a cafe with him?
DANNASAN 🥵🥵
huh, if i took you out i'd bring you to a fancy restaurant
DANNASAN 🥵🥵
and hold your hand under the table, or even on the table
DANNASAN 🥵🥵
daring i know

- -

[L/N] could feel her phone vibrating in her hand and sighed, sliding it into a pocket.

"Sorru. My... dad's texting me." she said.
"It's fine." Kindaichi replied. "are those police cars?"

[L/N] turned to look ahead of her and there were, indeed, police cars.

"Oh, don't tell me..." Kindaichi groaned.
"What's wrong?" the [H/C]-haired girl asked, jogging forwards. "oh."

The police cars were parked around the cafe they were supposed to be going to. [L/N] broke into a jog towards the scene, Kindaichi hot on her tail.

"Excuse me? What happened here?" [L/N] exclaimed, waving over the nearest officer. She was a dark-skinned woman with brown eyes and black hair.
"A robbery." she grimaced. "happened last night from what we can tell."

"I can't believe I didn't find this out sooner..." Kindaichi cursed himself. "I'm sorry, [L/N]-san. You should just go home while you still can in case anything else goes wrong."

"No way. We can make this work, Kindaichi-san. Only two things have gone wrong - Oikawa-san's tires getting slashed and the cafe getting robbed." [L/N] replied.
"I guess you're right..." Kindaichi sighed, thanking the officer for her time and then starting to walk beside [L/N]. "where could we go?"

"We could just take a walk. This doesn't have to be perfect, you know." [L/N] replied.
"a walk..." the black-haired boy looked up at the sky, which was streaked with all different kinds of warm colours thanks to the setting sun. "okay. We can find a place to watch the sunset."

"Yeah! Alright, I'll just text my Chichi to let him know I won't be at the cafe anymore..." [L/N] nodded, pulling out her phone and quickly messaging her dad. While.q she was at it, she decided to tell her mystery man about the misfortune she'd had so far.

- -

yomechan 💕
dannasan you wont believe this but the cafe kindaichi and i were going to got robbed

DANNASAN 🥵🥵
it did? that's some bad luck there
DANNASAN 🥵🥵
what are you doing now then?

yomechan 💕
were just gonna take a stroll and watch the sunset ✌️😌

DANNASAN 🥵🥵
how cuute! just remember to keep your guard up okay?
DANNASAN 🥵🥵
you never know who could be lurking around

yomechan 💕
thanks for your worries dannasan but i think ill be fine

DANNASAN 🥵🥵
okay, but promise me that if something happens you'll get to the nearest person you know
DANNASAN 🥵🥵
even if that person happens to be oikawa

yomechan 💕
what are you,, my mom?
yomechan 💕
and i think id rather get killed than go to oikawas place
yomechan 💕
idk whats scarier,, getting chased by a serial killer or being stuck in the same house as him

DANNASAN 🥵🥵
you're scared of him?

yomechan 💕
i have to go now
yomechan 💕
bye dannasan

yomechan 💕 has gone offline.

DANNASAN 🥵🥵
???

- -

Oikawa shoved his phone in his pocket and then trotted downstairs. His mother was out with her friends for the night which concerned him. He didn't bother to shoot her a text as he grabbed his keys, left the house and then started running down the street.

After passing only a few houses, he came to a familiar front door. He knocked on it a few times until it opened to reveal a grumpy-looking Iwaizumi Hajime.

"I don't have time for this, Oikawa. What d'you want?" he grumbled. He had clearly just awoken from a nap.
"You were with [L/N]-chan in the gym earlier, weren't you?" Oikawa replied.
"Yeah. And?" Iwaizumi folded his arms.

"What did she say about me?" the former asked.
"That's not my place to say. Are you done?" Iwaizumi said, tapping his foot impatiently.

"Come on, Iwa-chan! I'll buy you some agedashi tofu!" Oikawa begged.
"No."
"For the next week?"
"No."
"The next month?"
"No!"
"The next year, then!"
"...you have yourself a deal, Shittykawa."

"Thank you, Iwa-chan!" he exclaimed. "now, go on, spill!"
He made a drinking motion and Iwaizumi groaned, shaking his head in a manner that said 'I'm embarrassed for you and of you.'

"She's afraid of you." he deadpanned. Oikawa's smile dropped.
"What?" he blinked.
"You heard me. Because of what happened with Kageyama back in middle school, and now she hates your ass." Iwaizumi replied seriously.

"What? Bu I was her friend in middle school!" Oikawa exclaimed.
"Like hell you were!" Iwaizumi thumped him round the head. "if you were her friend then why did she tell us that she felt like you didn't even acknowledge her existence?"

"I..." Oikawa couldn't find any words.
"She's gonna be pissed off when she finds out you're the one who's been texting her. Or she'll just be upset, and that'll be worse." Iwaizumi went to close the door, but then turned around to look at Oikawa one last time. "just... make her happy, okay?"

And then he closed the door.