What the hell is happening

My House My Rules 2

"Pleasant. Moving on to the second house rule: clothing." I stare at the ceiling confused till the three options pop up:

1- All white attire except on Sundays but members lose speaking privileges (excuse me?)

2- White attire only on Sundays but no interacting of any sort excluding Sunday (yay it keeps getting better)

3- White attire on all days and no privileges will be removed (as long as we're being fair)

I stare at the screen dumbfounded. I face them. "White isn't the worst color I guess."

"Great Choice." It replies. Wasn't much of a choice but I appreciate the praise bud.

"I always knew I'd end up in a cult." Dani whispers while in a daze. " I just wish Ribera was paler so he'd blend in with the background, and we wouldn't have to see him as much."

I snort, unable to contain my laugh. " You and I are safe," she continues smiling at me. "White would look great on us. In more ways than one."She glances quickly at Haniel then back to me. After sobering up from laughing the robot voice thingy returns.

" Now house rule number 3: private activities" I cross my brows and then the options appear:

1- No sexual activity of any sort is allowed under any circumstances. ( I really don't care but I doubt the Julie and Noah could keep it in their pants. They were so on and off again it was practically a telenovela)

2- No sexual activity allowed until after house leader partakes in said activity. (hell no I'm not pimping myself)

I contemplate. If I say 1, Julie will get offended and would still probably risk it. I don't want to find out what might happen if a rule is broken. Option 2 sounds most convenient.

"Option 2."

"Rule number 4: Roaming around. Every house member except for the house leader should be in bed at exactly 12 am; however, this could be slightly altered.

1- curfew be removed for every member except for leader and suite companion (I don't care)

2- curfew be removed for everyone but must receive the one-hour cleansing session (the what?)

3- curfew only removed on weekends but all members lose food privileges (yay)

4- house leader controls curfew ( I actually like this one)

"Option four," I say without hesitation.

"Rule number 5: phone privileges"

1- No phone privileges.

2- All members receive phones except for house leader.

3- Only house leader receives phone.

"Two," I say nonchalantly. I do want to contact my mom, but I know that she'll be alright, and this is what she'd want me to do. They all stare at me as if they're making sure I wanna do that. I look away." Come on, what's next?"

"Rule number 6: Cleaning Responsibility."

1-Ribera

2-Julie

3-Noah

Well slap my ass and call me petty. "Ribera," I say with a smirk.

I hear Dani holding back her laugh and him swearing. I look back at haniel and catch him smirking, amused. I control myself and wait for the last rule.

"Rule number 7: Hints"

The hell does that mean?

"Each week you will be provided with a hint on what is your purpose here. However there have to be rules concerning how the hints are applied."

1-Placed while everyone is sleeping.

2-Video clip displayed.

3-Letters given only to house leader.

My gut tells me to pick three. So I do.

"Perfect." The robot somehow sounds pleased. "You may now head to your rooms to clean up before supper."

We all head to the marble white stairs, completely hazed by whatever the fuck just happened. Our rooms are somehow already labelled by an electronic plate. I head to my 'suite,' and Haniel follows.

"Which side do you want?" I point to the queen-sized bed because whatever pervert locked us in here thinks this a spin-off of love island.

"I don't care," he says.

"Okay I'm going to the bathroom." I tell him.

He just walks away.

Well wasn't he pleasant.