'Now that you're here, why not stay so we can both destroy that guy's face when he comes back?' Ian proposes after they've talked about the matter for a while and Jamie feels a bit better. 'Nick took him to the beach.'
'I kind of want to, yes.' Jamie says. 'Whatever, let's do that.'
'Wanna watch a drama together?' Ian says.
'Oh my god yes!' Jamie says. 'Can we watch "He Is Psychometric"? I haven't seen it yet and I'm in the mood for some crime stuff. Heh.'
'I haven't seen it yet either.' Ian says. 'Sure. Want some chips with it? And what do you want to drink?'
Ian comes back with two glasses of Sprite and a bag of chips. 'By the way, James, I like that T-shirt.'
'Really?' Jamie is wearing a relatively new white T-shirt with "I'm not ashamed to say that Korean man make my day" written on it. And yes, it says "mAn" not "men". Wish-quality.
'I'm glad to see that it says "Korean man" in singular form to indicate that I am your only one.' Ian comments.
'You- bold of you to assume that if I say "Korean man" I mean you. Of course it's Hongjoong. Are you even Korean? You're tall, ehm, fluent English, and you live in Florida-'
'Oh, do you want to see my passport?' Ian lifts his eyebrows, accepting Jamie's -not really- dare.
'It's probably fake.' Jamie says. 'You came up with your Korean nationality to get a bigger fanbase.'
'The conspiracy theories.' Ian laughs, before switching over to Korean. '오랫동안 당신에게 말하고 싶은 것이 있습니다. 난 ... 난 사랑에 빠졌어 ... 네 엉덩이.'
[Translation: There's something I've been wanting to tell you for a while. I'm... I'm in love with... your a$$.]
'YOU LOVE MY "DEONG" WHAT DA F*Q BRO!'
["deong" means "sh*t". But here it is just a syllable of the word "a$$".]
'I'm sorry to break it to you, but you need more Korean lessons, my Jamie.'
'DON'T CALL ME "MY JAMIE"! Ah, 나 무서워.' Jamie clutches his heart.
[Translation: I'm scared.]
'I can teach you Korean.' Ian offers. 'But I doubt you would accept lessons from someone who is not Korean-'
'GIMME! I believe you now, Jongwoo oppaR. You are 진짜 a Korean 남자.'
[Translation: You are really a Korean man.]
'Are you a Koreaboo?' Ian lifts a brow. 'I love you a lot, my Jamie, but if that is true, I wonder if it is time to reconsider life choices.'
'No, not at all!' Jamie puts his hands up in self defense. 'Let's watch that drama. 박진영 사랑해!'
[Translation: Park Jinyoung, I love you. Park Jinyoung, a member of Got7, is the main actor of "He is Psychometric".]
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Jamie gets so sucked into the drama that he is literally yelling at the characters from time to time.
So, now again, he screams: 'BEAT UP THAT BI-' but his words end in a shriek from hearing the key turning.
Ian switches off the TV right away. 'James, are you ready?'
It takes Jamie a split second to get his mind back to the real world, but then he jumps up. 'Readier than ever!'
'Team Jian GO!' Ian roars.
'What the heck is going o-' Jake's sentence comes to an abrupt end when Jamie b*tch slaps him full power. 'That's for hurting my friend, you *ssh*le!'
The weakling almost falls to the ground, just in time grabbing the door frame and holding himself up. 'Who are you aga-'
Then Ian knocks him down. 'And this is for hurting my Jamie.'
Before Jake can even react he punches him again. 'And for Jay.'
The third hit knocks Jake pretty much out. 'And this one is for betraying my trust.'
Nick steps back so Jake can fall freely.
'Why didn't you...catch me?' is the last thing Jake says before passing out, directed at Nick.
'Because you deserved it, love.' Nick says, before turning to Ian and Jamie. 'God, I'm so glad you guys did that.' he whispers. 'I can't beat him but I'd really like to.'
'No problem.' Ian says.
'I could beat him again!' Jamie offers, flexing his fists.
'No! No, it's enough now. Heheheh.' Nick picks the passed out Jake up from the floor. 'I'll make sure he's gonna feel the guilt, that's gonna hurt too. Now, ehm, can I-' He gestures at the guy in his arms with his head.
Ian looks at Jamie.
'Whatever.' Jamie pulls Ian to the side and lets Nick pass.
'That was satisfying.' he whispers to Ian when Nick can't hear him anymore. That guy is obviously a bit confused about whether to defend Jake or hit him.
'Definitely.' Ian smirks, and Jamie must admit it looks kinda... very hot.
'Thank you.' Jamie blurts. 'That was just exactly what I needed. Jongwoo oppaR 사랑해!'
'Aww, 나도.' Ian flashes a finger heart at Jamie, with his sweetest smile.
[Translation: "I love you" and "me too".]
'He is Psychometric?'
'He Is Psychometric.'
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Word count: 817
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I didn't write this Jian extra chapter in my notebook so I wrote on impulse. So that's why it's so messy, lol. Anyway, watch He Is Psychometric.
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