Before Steve Harvey could reply, Felix shot himself at Egdar, who was still struggling to get up from the ground. It pained Felix to see his once unrequited lover in agony because of him. But he knew what he must do.
He formed a kamehameha in his greasy hands and fired it towards Edgar. But somehow, it deflected right back at him. He fell back, shocked and confused.
"Not so fast, Felix," The Backpack Kid said, dangling Alysha off the building by her neck, defenseless, beaten up and very horny. "If you don't power down, I'll throw her off, and you will never see your savior again."
"Don't do it Felix!" Alysha cried. "It's not worth it! Defeat Edgar, I've had a good life! It turns me on anyway!"
Felix looked back at Steve Harvey helplessly. Save Alysha, or take down Edgar once and for all. He was so powerful, he could easily do both. He reached his arms and up and put two fingers on his temple.
"I'll be right back, Edgar," he smirked. He disappeared, and teleported right next to The Backpack Kid, knocking him down. He grabbed Alysha just in time, saving her life. He delicately and lovingly placed her down on the ground, telling her that everything would be okay. She gazed up at him lovingly with gleaming eyes as he ran away.
Felix ran up to his opponent, noticing that the once separate King Edgar the Conqueror and The Backpack Kid were now together as one. How could this be? Felix thought to himself. King Edgpack Kid the Conqueror was now twice as powerful. They summoned down the heat of a thousand suns, an excruciatingly painful blaze. Felix screamed and writhed in pain and his flesh was harshly being ripped from his bones. Just a single Kamehameha. That's all I need.
Felix managed to powerfully rise to his feet and reach his arms above his head.
"PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, RAISE YOUR HANDS UP TO GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY!" Felix's voiced boomed so loud, the entire world could hear his pleas. As he stood there, approaching death by the second, he spotted orbs of light float up and combine themselves. Before he knew it, the energy ball was the size of one million Brian Diver noses.
With his last effort, he commands the orb of light into the King Edgpack Kid the Conqueror. The orb defiantly did some damage, but Felix was unable to see the outcome, as his world was suddenly filled with complete darkness. How could this be? This can't be real?? How could this happen to him??? Edgar must have summoned him as a last resort. Felix couldn't believe it. Felix was getting... the arsehole.
"Felix, no!" Felix could hear his lover Gulshan's gut wrenching screams, muffled through Shrek's gargantuan anal cavity. The smell of Shrek's smelly arsehole was describable. What he could smell, however, was the blood and suffering of his countless victims. The walls, dripping with mucus and shit, were spaced a considerable space apart, but that changed in the next few seconds. He slowly felt Shrek's arsehole muscles tighten, causing Felix to panic and start losing his breath. He was sure this was the end. In his last moments, he said his prayers, and apologized to every life he had the opportunity of saving, but failed.
With one swift clench, Felix's head was detached from his body with a click.
His quest may not have been completed, but at last, he felt Gulshan's embrace as he was welcomed into the afterlife.
"Felix... you made it baby."
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50 Shades Of Felix
Hayran Kurgu4 terrifying henchmen. An almighty being watching over the clouds. 2 super-morphed villians. All of these are out to get Felix Kjellberg, a mourning young Swedish YouTuber who feels there is no where safe for him after he betrayed his powerful ex-do...
