Hybrids and Humans: A BTS Story (AU)

Part 28

proud to say i started this before 6k (no guarantee i'll get it out before though😅)

a/n: so i'm already at 6.5K as I speak and I've barely started oops...

a/n 2: i swear i know how to make these chat thingys less shitty looking now, my dumb ass didn't know how to space things correctly on a PC the first time but I know now

Mina:
Guys, Mel and I have a plan, and we need your help.

five minutes later...

Melody:
Guys...?

Melody:
hellooo?

Melody:
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT ASLEEP
AT 8 IN THE FUCKING EVENING

Mina:
are they really not replying-

Jihyo:
Give it a minute Mina, they'll respond.

Mina:
Oh wait no wonder I only
sent it to you two

Jihyo:
Mina this is why we don't put you in charge with technology.

Melody:
I-

Main Group Chat

Mina:
Guys, Mel and I have a plan, and we need your help.

Jihyo:
Hey! It was my idea too, give me credit!

Melody:
You guys aren't dead right?

Yuta:
Not yet, anyways, but my brother's cooking dinner
and he can't cook for shit-

Mina:
Why don't you just do it?

Yuta:
I tried, but he forced me out of the kitchen like
"no no I got this"

Yuta:
Meanwhile this bitch can't even cook scrambled eggs correctly

Melody:
okay how the fuck do you
fuck up scrambled eggs?

Yuta:
Don't even ask.

Melody:
anyways we're just waiting on
one more person

Melody:
gyeom where are you?

Mina:
He's died guys

Yuta:
I-

Melody:
Uh-huh, sure.

Melody:
KIM YUGYEOM I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT ASLEEP GET ONLINE NOW

two minutes later

Yugyeom:
Jesus Christ marshmellow, I was studying lol

Melody:
Oh look. 

Melody:
Someone figured out
how to use the caps
button like the rest
of us.

Yugyeom:
Shut up, I was lazy that day.