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Preparing for a party:
Peter: Hey before the party we should hide all of Tony's shoes except for his Hello Kitty slippers.
Shuri: Now we are talking.
*During the party*
Tony: *strutting his stuff into the room wearing his Hello Kitty slippers*
P: *giggling* Stop, fashion police!
T: *looking around the room* Who did all of this?
Shuri: I think the real question is WHAT ARE THOSE?!
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Peter and the Avengers sitting in a restaurant
Peter: *eyeing Tony's beer*
Peter: *grabs it and takes a swig*
Natasha: *snatches it out of his hands* ADRIAN MICHAEL
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Sam: *to Peter* Let's tell each other secrets, I'll go first. I hate yo-
Tony: *covering Peter's ears* FUCKI-
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Steve: *spent hours making pasta, drops the pan to the floor*
Bucky: God, fucking damnit Dave-
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Peter: *gets shot in the chest*
Whoopsie daisy, that really tickled my pickle.
Sam: Please just say fuck.
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Peter: *working his first day* Hi welcome to pizza huUhh... Lemme guess pizza... *Faints*
*Loud crashing*
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Natasha: *filming herself* Welcome to Bible study, we're all children of Jesus
*Filming Tony drinking whiskey straight from the bottle* Kumbayaaaaa my loooord
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Peter: Hey Friday what's the date?
Friday: September 1st-
Peter: 1989, DEAR DAIRY, I BELIEVE I'M A GOOD PERSON-
(I have an unholy obsession with Heathers don't come for me)
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Monster: *chasing Peter*
Peter: I DON'T KNOW AB- *demonic screeching* YOU BETTER STOP! BISJ STOP! HAAAAAAAA
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Natasha: If your name is Peter and you're really handsome come on raise your hand!
Peter: *raises his hand with a smug smile*
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Peter: I'm in ma dad's suit, broom broom.
Tony: GET OUT OF MY SUIT
Peter: Mahh!
(Yes I know it's get out me car but Tony don't know shit)
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T'challa: *has seen tik tok, in his suit* Hehe, rawr x
Shuri: You know sometimes I wonder why the fuck-
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Tony: Okay, so we have a spiderboy, a black widow, a panther, a falcon and a hawk. All in suits.
Fury: Yes.
Tony: So you're telling me I'm working with furries.
Fury: Well no-
Peter: *screaming*
Avengers: *simultaneously doing the "oh shit"*
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