North America Gang

Q&A

(These questions were asked by J-san02)

Are any of you self-aware like Monika from DDLC?

Greenland: Who's that?

America: oh, she's a character from a video game... it was like, a psychological horror disguised as a kind of story/dating game. She was aware that it was all a game though.

Greenland: oh... wait, we're in a game?

America: more likely a story... I mean, confederate used to tell me that all the time.

Mexico: Pft, he was just trying to mess with you. We're not in a story!

Canada: yeah Ame, have you been getting into conspiracy theories again?

America: heh, yeah... we're not in a story....

Right...?

Do any of you have the power to alter some parts of the story other than the author and [unnamed character]?

America: well... if this is all a story... I don't know. I mean, I have no way of telling if everything I'm saying right this second is actually me saying it with my own free will or if there is some sort of .... creator planning my every word and action... god, that's creepy to think about.

(This next question was from ellieatlantic)

Will [unnamed character] return?

Me (the author): oh he probably dead... like really dead. But don't worry, your boys are sure to find trouble elsewhere.

2022 Parker: lmao I decieved you y'all had been HOODWINKED

(All of the following questions were asked by NJ_is_gay)

To everyone (including the author):

what is your favorite musical?

America: *takes deep breath* ALEXANDER HAMILTON!

Canada: well, I like a lot of musicals... but I think I'd have to go with Dear Evan Hansen. That or Come From Away... that one is such a touching story.

America: oh yeah! I like that one too!

Mexico: I really don't have a favorite musical, but I am always impressed with the casts singing abilities in every show I've seen.

Greenland: same goes for me.

Me (author): Hamilton, I suppose

If you got a million dollars what would you spend it on?:

America: all the pointless sh*t I can get my hands on.

Canada: I'd use the money to help people in need

Greenland: I don't usually waste my time pondering the impossible... but I don't know, I'd probably get a snowmobile.

Mexico: I'd buy all the artwork, instruments, food and clothing I could find and throw a damn fiesta

Me: take all the previous answers and combine them. That's my answer.

What's your opinion on apple pie?

America: I make THE BEST apple pie!