North America Gang

Gee, thanks for ruining the moment

(@NJ_is_gay dared the countries to break into IKEA and try not to get caught....

So here you go ;) ...)

The truck pulled up at the back of the IKEA. Sweden got out the truck and opened the back door. The countries in there stumbled out, bruised and scratched from basically being in a crowded shaking box for twenty minutes.

"Do you guys mind telling me what the hell happened?" Sweden asked.

"Well... you see.... OH MY GOD GREENLAND!" Canada exclaimed. Mexico and Canada rushed over to their caretaker.

"I'm fine, it's just a bit of blood loss," Greenland said.

"So, are you actually going to tell us what the f*ck has been going on?!" Australia exclaimed, slightly pissed that Canada never told him their brother was possessed by an apparent murderer.

"Ok, ok, fine. We'll tell you," Canada said. "America has a dead twin brother named confederate who is racist, sexist, homophobic and basically every repulsively hateful thing you can think of. He also is super pissed that America killed him. So now, he wants to kill EVERYONE starting with me and Mex,".

"What the f*ck? Wait... Confederate? Oh my god... so that's what happened to him...," New Zealand said.

"Yeah... Now if we are done questioning this sh*t, our mom is currently bleeding out, so let's fix that," Mexico exclaimed, supporting Greenland and holding him upright.

"Wait...," Canada said, frantically looking around. "No.... sh*t..... wait.... NO!" Canada fell to his knees and began to sob.

"What happened?" Australia exclaimed.

"I-I.... I f-forgot Pablo....," Canada cried. Australia knelt down and hugged his older brother. Everyone shed a tear for the poor frog.

Meanwhile, Confederate was having fun taunting America.

"Ha, feels nice to finally be in full control of a body again!" Confederate exclaimed.

How could you do this?!?? Why can't you just leave me alone?!?!!

"Oh shut up, you already lost. Now... to find those bastards," Confederate said. He walked outside and got in the car.

Confederate.... you don't know how to drive

"Mhm, that's why you're gonna help me," Confederate said.

I'd rather die

"If you don't help me...." Confederate held Pablo up in the air, "I'm afraid I'll have to kill this poor frog,"

You wouldn't!

"Ha, you really think I wouldn't?"

....fine....

Everyone was in Ikea, terrified about what was happening. Since it was technically past closing time, they were the only ones in the building.

"... Do you guys think Ame is ever coming back?" Philip asked. Everyone remained quiet.