North America is back baby, and they're gonna make you laugh so hard the ground will be shaking. Enough historical tea will be spilt to spark an American revolution. This content is so sick your dad will come back with the whole damn cow.
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Mexico and America woke up to the smell of pancakes. They looked at each other.
"Ah heck yeah," they said in unison. They walked down the stairs to see Canada preparing breakfast with Pablo on his head.
"Good morning! How did you guys sleep?" Canada asked, Finishing up the pancakes and putting them on four separate plates.
"Pretty good! I had this awesome dream where I was a superhero and crap," America said. Mexico smiled.
"I had a dream that I had wings and I was in a weird alternate dimension where people still lived in castles. But I also got forced into working for Third Reich... who was alive for some reason... oh! And I was also a girl," Mexico said.
"Really? You were a girl in my dream as well!" America exclaimed. Greenland walked into the kitchen.
"Hey guys... oh, that smells good," Greenland said. Mexico smiled.
"Yep, Nada makes the best pancakes," Mexico said.
"Awwwww stop it," Canada said humbly. America rolled his eyes.
"Whatever, let's eat already!" America exclaimed. The quartet sat at the dining table talking about death and definitely not other stuff.
"Do you guys ever wonder how you're gonna die?" America asked. Mexico shrugged.
"Well, we can't really die of old age.... but honestly I think if I die I'll die doing what I love; doing bullsh*t with you guys," Mexico said. America and Canada nodded in agreement. Greenland laughed.
"Unfortunately, I think I'd die trying to save you guys," Greenland said. America noticed that Greenland was wearing the locket he had gotten him.
"Aww! You're wearing it!" America exclaimed. Greenland smiled down at the locket.
"What? You thought I wouldn't?" Greenland asked.
"Well no... wait, I'm not trying to say that I didn't think you'd like it! Or... well... I guess I thought that you thought of us as an inconvenience," America said. Greenland held onto the locket tightly.
"Maybe at first... but if I didn't care about you guys now I wouldn't have illegally adopted the three of you," Greenland said. The trio smiled.
After breakfast, Canada and Greenland went to go pick Antarctica up. They all decided to watch a movie together later that night, and decided to get together early so they could hang out and go car shopping for Greenland. Mexico and America stayed behind and discussed important topics.
Canada and Greenland pulled up in front of Antarctica's house. Antarctica walked out and waved to them. Snowball was with Antarctica, his tail wagging at the sight of Canada's car. Antarctica and Snowball got in and they started heading back to Greenland's house.
