North America Gang

Pointless Drama!?

The trio were hanging out on the couch pondering life's questions.

"Hey... so you know humans right?" America said.

"Not personally, but I know they exist," Canada replied.

"They have like, last names and sh*t, right?" America said.

"Um... yeah?" Mexico said, unsure where America was going with his observation.

"So... what would our last names be?" America asked.

"Um... I don't know... the nation's capital maybe?" Canada said, "so, my last name would be Ottawa,".

"Mine would be Washington DC... so that would make my full name United States Of America Washington District Of Columbia.... damn, that's a mouthful," America said. Mexico chuckled.

"That would make my full name Mexico Mexico City," Mexico said. The trio laughed.

"Yeah... maybe there's a reason we don't have last names," America said. Greenland walked into the room.

"Hey guys, what's going on?" Greenland asked.

"We are using our nation's capitals as last names. What's yours?" Canada asked.

"Nuuk," Greenland said.

"Nuke?!" America exclaimed.

"Nuuk," Greenland replied.

"N-U-K-E nuke?" America asked.

"N-U-U-K," Greenland replied, slightly annoyed.

"Ohh... wait, shouldn't me and Canada have the same last name though? We are brothers after all," America asked.

"Well, if we were going off of dads capital then we would be Canada and America London... it doesn't really fit does it?" Canada said.

"Yeah... I think we should just be content with only having a first name," Greenland said.

"Now that I think of it... America isn't really my first name, huh?" America said.

"What do you mean by that?" Mexico asked.

"Well, technically, my name isn't America. My name it The United States. Sure, I am The United States of America, but the 'of America' part is referring to North America as a whole," America said.

"Oh... wait so does that mean that me and Nada are technically also Americans? Since we are all North American countries?" Mexico asked.

"Yeah... and same goes for the South American countries. We are all American, but only I am the United States of America," America said.

"Damn," Mexico said.

"So... a more accurate name for you would be Union?" Canada asked. America shrugged.

"Yeah... but I think I'll stick with America," America said. Snowball walked happily into the room. Pablo (who was on America's shoulder) hopped onto Canada's head to assert dominance. Snowball looked at Pablo with confusion, but let it go and went to greet Greenland.

"Hey bud, do you wanna go out?" Greenland asked. Snowball wagged his tail. America sprung up.

"I got it! Let's have a picnic!" America exclaimed. Snowball didn't know what that meant, but if America was excited then so was he.

"Yeah, but we would need to prepare food," Mexico said.

"Yeah," America said.

"Ok fair enough," Mexico said, getting up. "I'm just gonna make some Carne Asada tacos.. you guys can make anything else you want,".