North America is back baby, and they're gonna make you laugh so hard the ground will be shaking. Enough historical tea will be spilt to spark an American revolution. This content is so sick your dad will come back with the whole damn cow.
It's show...
Mexico was leaving his brothers house after helping him with throwing out some old stuff and taking it to the dump.
"Thanks for the help Mex," Chile said.
"No problem, I needed to get out anyway," Mexico said.
"Is everything ok?" Chile asked. Mexico shrugged.
"Eh, you know how it is," Mexico said. Chile sighed.
"Bless Greenlands soul. I don't know how he deals with you three," Chile said. Mexico laughed.
"Well, I'll see you later," Mexico said.
"See ya," Chile said, walking back in his house. Mexico got in his car, and was about to head back home. Suddenly, he got a text.
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Mexico drove as fast as he legally could back home. When he walked through the door, who was there was truly unexpected.
"Mexico!" The person exclaimed.
"Texas...," Mexico said.
"Isn't this great? It's been years since you've come down to visit us! what took you so long?" America exclaimed. Texas crossed his arms and smiled.
"Y'know, you can come up and visit us anytime!" Texas exclaimed. America laughed and put an arm around his states shoulder.
"You're right, we haven't been to the other town in a while! We need to visit you guys more often," America said. Mexico crossed his arms.
"So, what brings you here?" Mexico asked, in a passive aggressive tone.
"Like I said, it's been a while since I've seen y'all. I'm sorry the others couldn't join, they're gettin' things prepared for thanksgiving," Texas said. America gasped.
"Oh that's right! Man, when was the last time I was over for thanksgiving?" America asked.
"Damn Ame, aren't you a great friend?" Canada asked jokingly.
"So, how long are you staying?" Mexico asked.
"A couple days, maybe more. Hell, might just move in if I damn please, you wouldn't mind, would ya?" Texas said jokingly, but Mexico could tell the state knew he was pissing him off.
"Well, the guest room is taken, so you'll have to sleep on the couch," America said. Texas shrugged.
"That's good enough for me," Texas said, "Who else is here?".
"Our neighbor moved in with us. His name is Greenland. He's basically the adult of the house," America said. Texas laughed.
"Lord knows you needed one. Anyway! Go on, tell me what I missed!" Texas exclaimed, sitting on the couch. America and Canada sat with him and began telling him about all of their adventures (leaving out Confederate, as to not make the conversation awkward).
