North America Gang

WE SAID NO HOMO/REALITY IS AN ILLUSION

(2022 Parker: Buckle up kids, because this is when NAGs complete chaos got fully locked and loaded)

Greenland and America were busy cleaning up the kitchen after dinner.

"Hey, other mother, who was trying to steal Mexico's locket?" America asked. Greenland hummed in thought.

"Well, I couldn't really see their face... they were wearing a white hoodie over their eyes. I saw them pick up the locket and it looked like they were about to shove it in their pocket. I wasn't sure if it was yours or not so I walked up and asked. They obviously didn't think they would be caught because right when I asked them they dropped the locket and ran," Greenland said.

"That's... really weird actually... do you have any clue who it could be?" America asked. Greenland shrugged.

"Not at all actually, the people in this neighborhood are all really cool, they wouldn't steal anything of anyone's lawn, especially if the house was on fire," Greenland said. America sighed.

"Ok... I hope it was just some rando who took an opportunity to get free jewelry, and not a potential threat," America said. Greenland rolled his eyes.

"It's statements like that that get you in trouble!" Greenland exclaimed. Meanwhile, Mexico wasn't feeling good. He was in the living room, glancing around. Canada walked up to Mexico and sat next to him on the couch.

"Are you ok Mex?" Canada asked. Mexico sighed.

"It's just that... well.... I think I have a stalker," Mexico said. Canada gasped.

"Oh my gosh! That's a really big deal! Are you sure?" Canada asked. Mexico took a deep breath.

"It's just... I always feel like I'm seeing this person through the window... but every time I go to check, there is nobody there... but I was looking through my camera roll to find a picture to put in the locket, and I found this...," Mexico took out his phone and showed Canada a picture they had taken during the camping trip. It was Mexico, Canada and America taking a selfie at their campsite, but there was another figure off in the distance. A figure wearing a white hoodie over their eyes. Canada got super concerned.

"We have to tell Greenland. Better yet the police," Canada said. Mexico started to slightly panic.

"W-well... maybe it's nothing...," Mexico said. Greenland walked into the room with America, who was eating a pop tart gifted to him for being a good boy and helping clean the kitchen.

"Maybe what was nothing?" Greenland asked. Mexico held his breath.

"Mex thinks he has a stalker," Canada said, showing Greenland the picture.

"It's probably nothing! I could just be paranoid!" Mexico exclaimed. Greenland stared down at the picture, recognizing the hooded figure.

"Canada, I want you to come with me to the store... America, Mexico, you two stay here. Don't answer the door for anybody. America, make sure Mexico stays safe. Mexico, keep your phone handy. If you see them again try to snap a picture, then call the police," Greenland said. The trio started to panic. Greenland put his hand on Mexico's shoulders. "Don't worry, everything will be ok," Greenland said. Mexico wasn't convinced, but remained silent.

Greenland and Canada got in the car and drove off. Mexico started pacing around.

"Holy sh*t what the hell why god why me why why why...," Mexico mumbled. America grabbed Mexico's arm to stop him from pacing.

"Calm down dude, I'm sure everything will turn out fine-," America started.

"No! It's not fine! Somebody is following me! And I don't even know why!" Mexico yelled.