Fallen Spider [Irondad Spiderson]

Chapter Twenty-Two-The Village and Uncle War

Tony bathes Peter and helps him get dressed and bandaged up, then sits next to him on his bed. "Hey kiddo, do you need anything else other than top surgery?"
"Um n-no...Aunt May saved up a lot and helped me with everything else before, you know..."
"Alright then you better help me get you a surgery date sceduled" Tony says with a smile.
"R-really?"
"Of course Peter"
"Thanks dad!" Peter says in an excited flurry.
"N-no problem" Tony wheezes out before rushing out of the room almost in tears.

"Hey Tony, you good?" Steve asks from the family room.
"He called me 'DAD'!"
"OhmYGOSH!" Natasha whisper shouts as she comes up to hug Tony. As she hugs home she leans close and whispers in his ear "he told me hes been wanting to do it for a while" Tony could hear the smile in her voice.

"Ay Pete, wanna help me cook?" Steve says as Peter walks into the kitchen.

"Um yeah sure, I just wanna do something. Since everyone is in the common area right now." He said with a shaky voice.

Tony looked at him with a huge smile.

"F-FRIDAY, play The Village" Wanda immediately knew the song because of the name at looked at Peter quizzically. He just nodded in reply.

No, your mom don't get it
And your dad don't get it
Uncle John don't get it

And you can't tell grandma
'Cause her heart can't take it
And she might not make it

They say, "Don't dare, don't you even go there"
"Cutting off your long hair"
"You do as you're told"
Tell you, "Wake up, go put on your makeup"
"This is just a phase you're gonna outgrow"

There's something wrong in the village
In the village, oh
They stare in the village
In the village, oh

There's nothing wrong with you
It's true, it's true
There's something wrong with the village
With the village
There's something wrong with the village

Feel the rumors follow you
From Monday all the way to Friday dinner
You got one day of shelter
Then it's Sunday hell to pay, you young lost sinner

Well, I've been there, sitting in that same chair
Whispering that same prayer half a million times
It's a lie, though buried in disciples
One page of the Bible isn't worth a life

There's something wrong in the village
In the village, oh
They stare in the village
In the village, oh

There's nothing wrong with you
It's true, it's true
There's something wrong with the village
With the village
Something wrong with the village

There's something wrong in the village
In the village, oh
They stare in the village
In the village, oh

There's nothing wrong with you
It's true, it's true
There's something wrong with the village
With the village
Something wrong with the village

"Oh Pete" Natasha says. Clint, Scott, Wanda, Pepper, Wanda, Tony, Thor, Loki, Bruce, Stephen, Sam, and even Rhodey all squish Peter in the middle of a group hug.

Steve, Bucky, and Vision just stand around in confusion. "What did the song mean?" Bucky whispered to Steve.
"I don't know ask vision!"
"Hey wikapedia! What's happening?"
"I do not understand..."

Tony chuckled "well, Peter is trans. He was born female but he's really a male" he says to the three.
Steve walks up and starts to speak "that's a lie"
Tony went instant kill mode and immediately went to choke steve out "THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!"
"H-hey you didn't let me finish" he said trying to shove Tony away. Finally Wanda pushed his off with magic and helped Steve up.
"I meant it's a lie because he was born male, no one knew it yet, not even him or his body." Steve said with a smile hugging peter.

"Ooooo you sly son of a bitch" Sam says.
Tony and Steve start laughing and Tont puts his hand on Steve's shoulder, embarrassed. "Sorry man, I thought you were gonna say something transphobic..."

"I am glad you told us Man of Spiders" Thor said with a big smile "you know my brother can sometimes be my sister" he says patting Loki's shoulder.
"Oh are you genderfluid Loki?" Peter asks.
"Why yes I am mortal, I feel that is obvious though."

"C'mon Peter, what kind of a man doesn't help his favorite uncle cook for the family?" Steve says with a smirk.

"OHHHHHH SHITTTTTT!" Tony yells.

Bucky looks over at Sam and says "did he just go there?"
"He just went there..." then Sam looks at Scott, Thor, Loki, Bruce, and Clint, Stephen, and Rhodey. "You heard that right?"

"Don't look at me! I'm more like a cousin because we all know I'm mentally younger than Peter" Scott laughs out.
"I'm with ya there" Clint agrees.

"I'm more like the second dad that fixes things when Tony is an idiot." Stephen says.
"You do, do that. Yes" Tony laughs.
"Mmmmm I'm gonna go find the Midgard pets" Loki says walking off.

Thor, Bucky, Bruce, Sam, and Rhodey all look at each other then look back at Steve "tHiS iS wAr!" They all say in unison.

"Y'all are dramatic" Pepper says.

"You know what, I think I beat you all, yup. I win, come on Peter you know it's true!" A man says walking up the stairs into the room.

"HAPPY!" Peter shouts excitedly as he runs up and hugs him.
"Alright, alright. But see, look at that. He's so happy to see me he even shouted it!" Happy says jokingly.
Steve just fake scoffs "that's your name dubass" he says with a smile.

"Nice to see ya Hap" Tony says putting his hand on Happy's shoulder.

MEME QUEEN (messaging)

ViNe LoRd: I did it

MEME QUEEN: Oh my gosh you did?

ViNe LoRd: Yup

MEME QUEEN: Thor says trans rights?

ViNe LoRd: Thor says trans rights

MEME QUEEN: THOR SAYS TRANS RIGHTS🤣🤣

MEME QUEEN: How did it go?

ViNe LoRd: Really well actually!

MEME QUEEN: That's good

MEME QUEEN: Oh yeah my brother is going to be visiting the Avengers tower soon and he said I could come!

ViNe LoRd: yayyyy we're gonna have the best sleep over ever

ViNe LoRd: I better tell MJ shes been asking a lot. Like "when is Shuri coming?" Or "tell that Disney princess bitch to hurry up I wanna have fun" lmao🤣

MEME QUEEN: Lol😂😂

I hope you liked this chapter. And yes there will be some chaotic Shuri, MJ, and Peter time!💕💕