Fallen Spider [Irondad Spiderson]

Chapter Twenty-Five-Peter Parker Appreciation and Portal Problems

Alright so this chapter is gonna be a mashup between the mcu and Sherlock a little bit so sorry if some people get confused. The Sherlock part has nothing to do with the story line so I guess you could skip it. It's just a Funny part. But anyways if you haven't watched it Sherlock is played by Benadryl Cumberbum(you know who I'm talking about) and John is played by Martin Freeman so Stephen and Ross have the same actors as Sherlock and John.(:

"Peter, please be careful" Pepper says as the kid starts to get on a jet with MJ, Shuri, and T'challa.
"Don't worry Pep, he'll be fine" Tony says with a smile.

"It is going to be fine, Ms. Potts. I do believe Wakanda has been attacked less times than this compound. Hmm?" T'challa says with a devilish grin towards Tony.
"Oh whatever, kitty" Tony says playfully.
"You guys are absolute children" Pepper says.
"And that's where you are correct" Steve walks up to the group planting a kiss on Bucky's forehead "See you in a few days love"

T'challa look between the two and to Tony. Then he looks back towards the ship "Aye Shuri did you see that?"
"Ha I knew you two were gay!" She yells.
"Um yeah? I mean I'm here right now to give you guys are invitation to our wedding" Steve says shyly.
"And I will gladly accept it, and of course I will go" T'challa says.
"Oh um theres an extra special part to your that Bucky added" Steve says.

The King opens his envelope and looks down to the bottom where Bucky's handwriting is, past the typed words.
I never thought I'd be asking anyone this, but will you be my best man?

T'challa looked up with a proud smile. "Of course I will!"
Bucky smiled softly before making his way onto the jet.

Once Peter had left with his friends people began to get busy. Everyone noticed Peter was still feeling under the weather(of course they all knew it was worse than that,  it none know what Shuri knows). The Avengers had planned to have a night just for Peter, they need to get it done before he gets home.

"Oh hey Tin Can Man" Wade says with a smile "lemme help you guys"
"Wilson what the F U C K?"
"Huh?" Sam asks from across the room. "Oh him...wait how the fuck did he get in here??"
"Easy, I only got shot a few times" Wade says gesturing to the bloody holes in his red leather suit.
Tony exhales deeply in annoyance(yes I realize that's a fucking sigh and I'm just stupid) "why do you wanna help?"
"Oh I'm a friend from school, I wanna help show him how amazing he is  and how much everybody appreciates him" Wade says with a smile hidden under his mask. "Oh crap that sounded a little gay. I mean how amazing he is in just a friendship way"
Tony wheezes a little and then turns to Wade. "Okay...um go ask the wizard over there where the streamers need to go. Then put them up..."

After about 2 hours of Wade being a chaotic idiot he finally gets all of the blue, pink, and white streamers up.
"Hey Tony, what gave you the idea to do this today?" Natasha asks.
"Peter's on vacation, a perfect invitation"
Nat goes back to helping Steve cook.

"Oh crap, STRANGE?!" Tony yells in the direction of the wizard.
"Yes Stark?" Stephen asks as he walk towards Tony.
"I forgot to send Happy to go pick up Ross, he wanted to help out and meet Peter. He also wanted to check up on us after the whole, ah ha, 'Civil War' thing. Anyways can you conjure up a portal and bring him here? He should be in his office."
Stephen slips on his sling ring and puts two fingers in place while moving the other hand. Through the portal comes Ross, or at least what appears to be Ross.
"Hey Everett, Nice to see ya" Steve says from across the room.
"Sorry for the sudden portal intrusion but Stark forgot about you"
"Did not" Tony mumbles.
Bucky just smiles awkwardly, not knowing if him and Ross were in the good.

"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?? SHERLOCK WHY DO YOU BLOODY SOUND LIKE THAT? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR AND YOUR CLOSE?!"
"Uhhh, Ross what are you doing? Why are talking in a British accent?"
"BECAUSE WE'RE BRITISH YOU IDIOT! NOW HOW THE HECK DID THIS HAPPEN? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
He asks pointing to the portal that Stephen still had not yet closed.

Stephen turns around and makes another portal and a man in a suit comes out that looks exactly like the british man  wearing a sweater that most deffinatley isn't Ross. Ross is confused as he walks out of the portal.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Ross and the mystery man both yell out at the same time. Then another man walks through the first portal.
"Hmm interesting, this must be the work of Moriarty...John are you alright? I heard yelling and-um what is going on here?" Sherlock looked around dumbfounded as he saw a man who looked just like his boyfriend and another man who looked like him. He steps toward Stephen.
"Who the hell are you?" He asks.
"Stephen Strange...It appears I've mixed our universes, I apologize over that...ummmm if you just walk back through that portal you will be back in your universe"
"Hmmm Americans, can't trust them, it might be Moriarty's hired people" Sherlock whispers to john.
"Well then, what a strange meeting, we'll be leaving now..." Sherlock says as he grabs John's hand and they go towards the portal.
"Bloody hell, did you really have to make a pun"
"Yes John, yes I did"
"Christ"

Then the portal disappeared behind them and everyone just stood there confused.
"I feel like I've heard the name Sherlock before" Tony says cocking his head quizzically. "Well whatever, let's hope that doesn't happen again, back to the decorations."

Stephen looks over to see Ross holding back a laugh. "What?"
"Pfft we're gay or bi or something in another universe" he says.
"I'm bi in this universe asshole"
"Oh shit, well that was not meant to be mean, I just meant for each other, which is weird" he says clearing his throat. "Anyways how'd you do that anyways?"
"That's a good question"

"Sup motherfuckers" Everyone turns around when they hear a familiar voice.

Hey guys sorry it's been so long since I've updated. Just been uninspired but I thought of a fun idea and wanted to wrote it. Sooooo anyways, byeeeee.