Fallen Spider [Irondad Spiderson]

Chapter-Twenty-Seven-Uncle Renner??

Peter trembles as he flicks through the nightmares in his head. He's laying in the middle of his bed with his arm being used as a pillow by MJ and his legs dropped over Wade's stomach. MJ is laying sideways her legs being used as a pillow by Shuri. Shuri is laying on top of MJ, Peter, and Wade, Wade was the largest so he didn't mind being used as a pillow. His friends worked as a blanket so that was a plus too.
Falling. They're falling.
Peter looks around him as he falls towards darkness. His friends. Even Ned. His Aunt. Tony. Pepper. They're falling with him. Tony looks at Peter, "all your fault, you know you're going to end up killing us all" Tony just laughs and rolls around in the air as he falls. Then everyone disappears and Peter is falling alone.

"Hey Peter, you're okay"
?
Shuri?
Peter opens his eyes to see his friends around him. He pulls his knees up to his chest as fast as he can and shudders.
Wade rubs his back, "hey dude, wanna listen to some music to make you feel better?"
"S-sure" Peter says looking back up with teary eyes.

Wade pulls out his phone and hooks it up to FRIDAYS bluetooth. The rooms are soundproof in the building so as long as the music was just playing in Peter's room no one else would be woken up.

Peter smiles as his friends grab random objects around his room to use as microphones.
Normal: Peter
Italics: MJ
Underlined: Wade
Bold: Shuri

"Do do do do"
"Do do do do"
''Do do do do do do do do"

"SoMe lEgEnDs aRE tOlD SOmE tUrN tO dUsT Or To GoLD"
The group dances a little before pulling Peter off his bed and handing him A hairbrush as a microphone.
Peter hesitantly dances and sings along before full fource singimg and having fun.

"ReMeMbER mE fOr CeNtUrIeS"

"JUST ONE MISTAKE IS ALL IT WILL TAKE"
"WE'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY"
"REMEMBER ME FoR cEnTUrIeS"

By the time the song is over Peter is all genuine smiles and almost has forgotten about his nightmare.
Then another song comes on.

My love your pain
Your years no gain
And I scream in vain
I never change
Don't you fall blame
I'm still the same

"Hey Wade, who is this? I feel like I recognize the voice..." Peter asks from his place standing on his arm chair.
"Ummm I don't know, Hey Genius can ya check my phone for me since its next to you?" Wade asks Shuri from his place perched on Peter's bed.

Shuri Hops off of the table she's on and grabs the phone from the floor.
"Some dude named Jeremy Renner"
"Ooo lets watch a music video maybe we'll recognize him" MJ says as they jump off the other arm chair.

Peter grabs his phone and looks up the man. "Let's do this one called Sippy Cup, sounds fun"
(Yes I know that video isn't one with people moving around but just pretend for the p l o t)

"WaIt a SeCoNd!" Peter shouts "that's CLINT!!"
"Oh my god, it is" MJ snickers "lets watch some more.

Peter smirks and looks at his friends. "I think we have someone we need to go wakeup"

The four sneak quietly out of Peter's room and down the hallway, then stop outside Clint's room. They open the door as silently as possible and close it behind them. Wade, MJ, and Shirk surround his bed. Peter climbs onto the ceiling and falls off landing on the bed.

"AhhHHHh oh jeez"
"Hi Uncle Renner!"
"Oh hey Peter...What was that for? Do you guys need someth- o h n o"
"O h y e a h" the teens say in a cool aid man voice(its a long story but they now do that every time Clint says 'oh no').
"So you used to be a Damn good musician, huh?" MJ asks.
"I- not that good" Clint says embarrassed.
"L i e s" Wade says hopping onto the bed like a child.
"Why'd you go by 'Jeremy Renner'?" Shuri asks.
"Oh uh it was just a stage name Fury made up for me so my real identity wouldn't be revealed..."

That was short but I wanted to write some Renner crack. Like I said before this book is almost done but I'm going to do a second one. I think I'm going to title it 'The World Turned Upsidedown'(totally not a hamilton reference...you see nothing) but idk....