Troublemakers | Dabi x reader x Hawks

Chapter 1 - Who's This Little Girl?

"Welcome"

Ew.

It's him.

"Thank you for welcoming me into your home."

Ew.

That's so fake.

The old man sucks at this.

"It's my pleasure. Please, sit."

Sit.

Roll over.

Like a dog.

Bet you both sniff and kiss each other's asses, too.

"Mr. (l/n), I have other matters to attend today, and would appreciate if we could skip all the formalities."

"Of course. Being a hero must be very time-consuming, Endeavor."

Well, no shit, sherlock.

But you're just pretending, aren't you, Uncle dearest? Obviously, he's going to be staying until you convince him to get drunk and buy your products.

I can't tell if I just described my uncle, or a stripper.

"A partnership with Deracta industries will be beneficial..."

Oh god, why don't people record these meetings and play it to their children to put them to sleep? I'm 12, and am fighting the urge to sleep after 1 sentence.

'But, if you go to sleep, make sure not to look in the mirror. Or they'll come for you. I'll come for you'

Shut up.

Shut the hell up.

'Aw, did you miss me? Of course you didn't you useless piece of filfth. You watch Uncle's business meetings, thinking you're so much better than them, but you're not.'

Shut.

UP.

'Avoiding the issue, I see. That's okay. Continue to distract yourself with other people's problems, rather than confront your own. Yet, confronting them is useless, since you can't fix yourself. You're un-fixable. No one can teach you how to...'

"SHUT UP!!!"

Oh.

Shit.

You screwed up.

Big time.

It's a bad habit you had, to burst like that while trying to be slick and spy on the meetings. You hated your uncle, that much was clear to anyone. Higo (l/n) was the renowned owner of one of the largest Hero management companies; they would provide the heroes with legal aid, support items, strategic public image meetings, everything they needed to function. Very little companies could cover a hero like that, but the few that did were very large and very famous. Right now, Uncle was wooing another potential customer.

He thought you were at school.

Of course you skipped school. It was boring, anyways, and useless. Besides, you were definitely not going to pass up the opportunity to embarrass the bastard. The first time he held his business meeting at your fortress of a house, you accidentally walked in, chasing after X, pretending to be Peter Pan. The look on his face was priceless.

The next time he had another meeting, you planned on walking in, snatching a couple of their high-end fancy sushi, and walking out like it was nothing. Actually, that was X's idea. She rarely has ideas that don't involve hurting you, but, when she does, they're the best. You did as you planned, and Uncle picked up on your little game. He started having his meetings while you were 'sleeping' or 'at school'. Why he didn't just hold them in his office at work was a mystery, but not one you cared about. It's good for you, anyways. You knew that, if you walked in on his meeting during school, he'd definitely start meeting clients at work instead, so you needed to pick your last victim wisely.