Haikyuu x reader

Psycho

Your POV

"Stingy" Momo cried out.

He was on the bedroom floor while Rin sat on the bottom bunk. Rin's foot was pressed against the side of Momo's face. He was trying to push him away. What on Earth did I just walk in on.

"You know what I don't even want to know" I said shaking my head. Rin lowered his foot from the boy's face, as a result Momo face planted onto the floor.

"Ever heard of knocking"  Rin remarked. I made my way over to his bed and threw myself down beside him.

"Wow I don't even get a hey (Y/N) or a it's nice to see you" I pouted.

"I think it's great to see you (Y/N)" Momo chimed in.

"At least Momo appreciates me" I ruffled his hair. I only did this to two people. Momo was the first and now Hinata. I guess the were quite similar in a way.

In the corner of my eye I caught sight of a small purple box on the bed behind Rin. "Are those Gou's cookies ?" I excitedly asked.

"Yeah here you can have them, they're too sweet for me" he chucked the box at me.

"No fair why was I only allowed one" Momo whined.

"Well you see Momo it's quite simple, I'm the favourite, not to mention the fact that I've also got the Gou stamp of approval" I said before stuffing a cookie in my mouth.

"HOW DO I GET THE GOU STAMP OF APPROVAL" he screamed in desperation.

"It's not a real thing idiot" Rin face palmed.

"Uhmmhuh" I tried to respond but my mouth was packed to the brim with cookies. I attempted to swallow them all in one go. And to no one's surprise I started to choke. I thumped my chest in attempt to clear my throat.

"Idiot" Rin rolled his eyes but handed me a bottle of water. I took a sip. Now that I could breathe again. "Eh the Gou stamp of approval is a very real thing" I confirmed. "All you have to do is buy her a couple of muscle magazines."

"Are you trying to tell me that you bribed my little sister into liking you by buying her muscle magazines" Rin questioned.

"That's exactly what I'm saying" I chuckled.

"You two are unbelievable" he groaned. I turned my attention back to Momo.

"Now Momo as much as I enjoy your company I have to talk to Rin in private, so do you mind leaving ?" I asked politely.

"What's so important that I can't stay" he pouted.

"It's eh girl talk, sorry no boys allowed" was what I came up with.

"AHEM, and what exactly do you think I am" Rin barked.

"An exception to the rule, forgot to say it earlier but nice cleavage." I winked teasingly.

"That's it, I'm never wearing a tank top around you two again" he grouched.

"Momo if you leave now I'll give you the rest of Gou's cookies." I bluffed.

"DEAL" he said without hesitation. I walked him over to the door before handing him the box. I locked the door once he was outside.

"The box is empty isn't it" Rin knew me like the back of his hand.

"Shhhh he could still be outside, but yeah that's why I locked the door." I giggled.  

"Somebody help, I've been tricked" we heard Momo's cries from the other side of the door but chose to ignore them.