𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐦 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬

𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐥 𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐞

(this imagine was requested by @legoninjagofangirl113)

"Hi guys!" you said as you propped your camera on the dashboard of the car.

today the boys were going to an interview, and the studio, out to eat, to another interview, and then a live show at the end. and wisely, they decided to carpool.

michael had picked you and calum up first. you found this as an opportunity to record. since, of course, you were a youtuber.

"hey guys." michael mocked you in a girly tone.

you just rolled your eyes and decided to continue, "as you can see i'm with michael and," you moved out of the camera a little bit to show that calum was in the backseat, with his cute little bucket hat, "and cal."

"today we're carpool, and i thought we could do a bit of carpool karaoke." this got michaels attention.

"carpool karabloke." he smiled, messing up the name on purpose.

"whatever you say mikey." you smiled, taking the camera back and sitting in the middle seat where calum was.

"cal's a little sleepy this morning. he didn't have his 25 cups of coffee like he usually does." you smiled at cal, and gave him a slight peck on his cheek.

"we're on our way to pick up luke, and then we'll pick up ash. but i don't think we'll ever get anywhere on time if michael continues to drive like an old man."

you could see michael smiling, and he pushed his foot harder on the gas, making the car go presumably faster.

"now we're talking." you smiled.

"now i'm gonna do a little promo, hope y'all don't mind." you said into the camera.

"if you're not new to my channel, you know calum is my boyfriend, and he's in a band. if you are new here, well, cal is my boyfriend, and he's in a band. the band's name is 5 second of summer, or 5 'sauce'. don't call it 5 'es - oh - es) or you'll be physically beaten by the fandom."

a couple minutes later and you pulled into luke's driveway. and so the camera couldn't see his address, you pulled the camera close to your face, so it couldn't see luke's house, and only your face.

"what are you doing?" calum asked, seeing your face up close and personal with the camera.

"you want me to give away luke's address? he'll have to move. again." you smiled, still looking at the camera.

"didn't that happen with your ex?" michael asked, looking out his car door window for luke. when he didn't see him, he honked the horn aggressively.

you looked back at the camera, "yep. and if y'all don't know, the amazing harry styles was my ex. back when 5sos got to be on tour, i wasn't dating cal. i was luke's baby sister and if anything happened to me, well,
he'd kill someone. but no one was really afraid of a boy with a greasy quiff. but when i saw harry, we just looked at each other for like, five minutes. i was 5sos's photographer back then."

"harry was literally all over you. you guys would make out wherever possible. backstage, closet, bathroom, kitchen table, restaurant, everywhere. kinda gross." michael said, finally seeing luke jogging to the car.

"okay well anyways. harry and i dated for about four years. i even quit being 5sos's photographer for a while, and moved in with one direction. until i started missing my family back in sydney, who had just recently moved to la to pursue their dreams of becoming international rock stars. i had a long talk with harry. and as many of you know, he's a very nice person. we talked for hours, and luckily he understood. he even offered to pay my way to la. and he did. we're still friends, and we facetime like every day."

"and it's awful." calum said.

"is someone jealous?" you smiled.

"pfft me? i got you in the end so i'm good. as long as harry doesn't try anything, we're good."

"well as long as you still have those red plaid pants, i think you'll have absolutely nothing to worry about."

"oh, so you like those pants?"

"okay! i don't want to hear about your sex life right now." michael said as the passenger door opened.

"finally." you laughed.

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after everyone was picked up, they decided to show off their album, which was coming out in five minutes. you were filming it all.

you were about to end your vlog when calum whispered something in your ear.

"just so you know, when we get home, we're not going to make it past the kitchen." he pulled away, and with a slight wink, you knew what he was talking about.

"calum! i'm vlogging!"

"eh. they already know."

"cal you're so weird."

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urg. i did not know how to write this.....

i'm sorry if it like, sucks. i said i'd have these imagines done by yesterday, but for some reason i ended up staying up until six in the morning watching the walking dead. so, if this sucks, it's cuz i'm kinda sleep deprived.