DAM SNACK BAR

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So last night I was thinking about the Percy Jackson stuff and how the books are awesome and the movies are crap, and then it hit me.

THE TITAN'S CURSE MOVIE (I'm sure it will be terrible tho) IS COMING OUT THIS YEAR.

AND I ALMOST DIED.

I wonder what Nico and Bianca will look like. Will Annabeth actually be a blonde? Will it have Zöe in the movie? Will Bianca die? And what about Pheobe? Will Apollo be HOT? WHAT IF THEY TAKE OUT THE DAM SNACK BAR???? HOW WILL WE BUY OUR DAM T-SHIRTS AND PERCY JACKSON MERCHANDISE????

I can guarantee that if the dam snack bar isn't in there, that someone that plays a major role in creating the movies will get attacked by dam fangirls, angry because the dam snack bar wasn't in the dam movie.

The movies should come with t-shirts that say, "DAM SNACK BAR HAS BEEN LOST"

I'm gonna go make a petition for this.

BYEEEEEEEE

~ Lily, the One that Found the Dam Snack Bar

P.S. CHAPTER FOUR (omgosh FOUR <3) WILL BE PUBLISHED SOON. BE PATIENTS CUPCAKES AND MUFFIN. AND SEALIES. I HAVE BEEN SICK AND INCAPABLE OF WRITING ANYTHING. AND I HAVE THE DAM SNACK BAR TO WORRY ABOUT. I WILL PUBLISH IT ASAP. OKAY? Okay. (<---- sry tFioS people, sry)

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