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Sheriff: Hey babe? Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
Angel: But I am an orphan.
Sheriff: Then let me be your daddy.
Angel: Wait...What the fuck?!
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Veteran: I know where you live...
Player: Dude, we live together. Are you drunk?
Veteran:...No...
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Gnome: I wasnt THAT drunk!
Veteran: You asked Angel if you were in heaven, then when she said no you were crying saying you didnt want to go to hell.
Gnome: Oh...No wonder why Angel wasnt responding to my texts...
Veteran: Yeah, let's just say you were a bit drunk.
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Bro: Hey honey, what are you doing?
Bro: Omg I meant homey. Damn autocorrect.
Ninja: You dont have to hide it from me Bro. I know you love me.
Bro: Yeah yeah whatever. I love you too.
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Stoner: Hey Captain? Do you love Player? Be honest...
Captain: No, Your my gorgeous Green goofball. No one can ever replace you!
Stoner: Hmmm...then explain the picture of you and Player on your phone I saw last night?
Captain: Its under my worst photoshops ever folder. Veteran sent that to me for some reason. So I put it there.
Stoner: Ill give it a pass this time. But if it happens again. I will make sure that your hat from "Billy" is destroyed.
Captain: No! Not my hat from Billy! Billy will kill me!
Stoner: Exactly, so dont cheat on me.
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Gnome: I love you babe.
Engineer: I love you too.
Gnome: I love you so much that if you were a stuffed toy I would never let it go.
Engineer: I love you so much that if you were an invention you would be the best.
Stoner: CAN YOU TWO NOT IN THE FUCKING GROUP CHAT?!
Veteran: Omg I gonna be sick
Bro: No. Just no.
Angel: 🤢🤮
Sheriff: Gross...
Player: This is just weird...
Ninja: You two are gross...
Gnome: WE GET IT! SHUT UP!
Angel: You didnt have to do it in the group chat though!
Gnome: It was a mistake! I thought we were in our private one!
Veteran: Ok, I just came back from throwing up.
Player: Ewww.
Angel: Disgusting! Tmi.
Captain: Can yall shut up? I'm trying to sleep.
Angel: Yeah, ok imma go to bed then. Goodnight!
Sheriff: Aight, I'm coming to your room Angel.
Angel: Oh, ok.
Angel: Wait, hold on why?!
Player: You two better not become like Gnome and Engineer.
Gnome: Hey!
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Hi everyone! If you want me to make another cursed texts thing let me know! This was so fun to make I dont know why, it just was. I think its because I do roleplays to much. But anyway as always
Stay Awesome Stay Sweet and I'll see yall later!!
Byeee!!
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