Fu*ked Up Realizations

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Sooo...This is exactly what the title is. Fu*ked up realizations. The first one is about a show I used to/still watch its called Animaniacs. If you dont know what it is look it up, its such a dumb show but I love it. Enjoy?

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Angel (4): Aww Yakko and Dot are so cute together UwU.

Angel (Now): *Watches the Animaniacs reboot and realizes they are siblings*

Angel (Now):....I'm not gonna be forgiven for this one....

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Angel (5); Hey mom? How did they know Alexa (My cat) was a girl?

My mom: Ummm...

Angel (5): I mean I can tell the difference because of the hair. Girls have long hair and boys have short hair. So shouldn't Alexa be a boy?

My mom: So what game do you want to play?

Angel (Now):...I dont think my 5 year old me would like to know what's gonna happen to her in a year....

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Angel (5): *Watches my first movie that has swearing in it*

Movie: *Someone says bitch*

Angel (5): Mom? What's a bitch?

My dad: *Laughs until he cries*

My mom: Ummm...Honey, that's a bad word. D-Dont sat that ok?

Angel (Now): *Realizes 5 year old me was really fucked up*

Angel (Now): Ok time for some holy water! *Chuggs holy water*

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Angel (10): If you dont let me bring out my tablet, I will sue you!

Teacher: Mhm, go ahead I'll see you in court.

Angel (Now): Man 10 year old me was a drunk, salty little crap.

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Angel (7): *Leans head slightly on Sheriff's shoulder on the bus*

Sheriff (6): Angel, what are you doing?

Angel (7): N-Nothing! Nothing at all.

Angel (7): *H-He noticed!*

Angel (Now): Damn, I was obsessed with him...I cant tell if that's a good thing now or a bad thing now...

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That's all for now!! See yall later!
Stay Awesome Stay Sweet and I'll see yall later!!
GOODBYE FRIENDS!!

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