The Crewpostor Comics Pt. 5

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Galax: Pog, what are you doing?

Pog: Making chocolate pudding.

Galax: Its 4 o'clock in the morning. Why in the hell are you making chocolate pudding?

Pog:....Because I've lost all control of my life.

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Jack: I forbid you to take one more step down these stairs!

Angel:...Ok. *Jumps out the window*

Jack: ANGEL!

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Vulcan: Angel, could you come here for a moment? Angel?!

*Silence*

Vulcan: Ugh, I cant believe I have to do this. *Shakes a pack of batteries*

Angel: *Runs like Sanic*

Vulcan: Here she comes.

Angel (Robotic): Batteries!

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Star: Angel?

Angel: Yes?

Star: Angel Ward?

Angel: Uh oh...I did I do something wrong?

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Star: I'm gonna jump.

Pog: Do a flip.

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Angel: I-I thought you were dead!

Pog: My death was greatly exaggerated.

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Angel: Ok, now what? Our powers are fading and were stranded here without supplies. Anyone got an idea?

Star: You know, in times like this, I wish I listened to what Pog told me.

Vulcan: What did he tell you?

Star: I dunno, I didn't listen.

Vulcan: Its ok Star.

Angel: Oh my god, I'm stuck here with these two...

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Angel (Depressed): My memes are iconic but my depression is chronic.
I live in Spain without the S.
*Holding a pear* I want to pear-is-

Vulcan: Angel, I'm begging you PLEASE go see a therapist.

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Galax: I thought you ate breakfast already.

Pog: I did, but Angel says breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Do I eat 7 pancakes every 3 hours.

Jack: Dude, I'm concerned for your health...

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Star: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Vul?

Vulcan: Nope.

Angel: I do!

Star: I know Angel.

Angel: I'm sad.

Star: I know Angel...

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Sheriff: *Hugging a shark plushie*

Angel: Hmm...Mm!

Angel (In a shark costume): Sheriff, please hug me...

Sheriff: O_O

Sheriff: *Trying to sleep*

Angel (In her cutest voice possible): Sheriff! Hug me!! Hug me. Please!!

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Angel (Player): As the new leader I shall torture anyone who was ever mean to me. Except all of you, because your cool

Captain: *Blushing really hard* B-Boss~

Angel (Player): OH HELL NO! YOURE NOT GONNA SIMP FOR ME MOTHER FUCKER!

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Angel: *Looking at hand in pain*

Sheriff: Aww, Ang, do your fingers hurt?

Angel: *Nods* Mhm..

Sheriff: *Holds her hand in his* Here, let me help. *Kisses her hand* There you go!

Angel: *Blushing super hard*

A few minutes later...

Sheriff: Oh my god! Angel! Did you cut your lip?!

Angel: Y-Yeah... (She did it on purpose...)

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Icebreaker: Angel, I dont think I can handle anymore of your tomfuckery.

Angel: Oh yeah? Because I can keep going until you're all tomfuckered out.

Icebreaker: I'll rip you in half you little shit biscuit.

Angel: Well, come get some old man!

Icebreaker: Cm'ere here you angel fuck!

Angel: I'm shoving your soul down an inter-dimensonal staircase!

Icebreaker: NO ALL THESE SOUL STAIRS!! *Passes out*

Angel: Yeah! That's right!

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Hi everyone!! I hope you enjoyed this one! This was a bit late because I was working on the Pog x Galax smut chapter O_O💧(Please someone punish me...Or I'll just do it myself) Before I forget, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 5K!! I never thought I would EVER get this far! I love all of u! UwU anyways,
Stay Awesome Stay Sweet and I'll see yall later!!
GOODBYE FRIENDS!!

-Angel

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