Cursed and Wholesome texts and conversations pt.5 (Real Conversations Edition)

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These are 100% real conversations or texts I've had with my friends.
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Angel: Wait so theres 1...2...What's after 2...

Stoner: 3 ANGEL, THERES 3 OF US.

Angel: Ah, thanks Stoner I'm not very good at spelling.

Stoner:...Hold up...

Angel: *Dies*

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Rose: Ok so, apparently, "have a nice day" is considered polite.

Rose: But "Enjoy the next 24 hours" is considered a life threat.

Angel: Oml, I'm trying to sleep...

Rose: Oops...Sorry..

Angel: Its fine. Imma go now.

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Bro: Sooo~

Angel: Oh boy...What Bro?

Bro: We heard you like Sheriff...

Angel: What the- No! *Tundere mode activate*

Bro: Stoner told us.

Stoner:...Dude...Shes gonna kill me.

Angel: R u n...

Stoner: What?

Angel: I SAID RUN! *Chases him through the basement*

Stoner: IM SORRY!

Angel: OH YOULL BE SORRY FOR THIS ONE!!

Mr. Cheese: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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A year and a half ago...

Angel: *Looking through crap on YouTube for something to watch*

Mr. Cheese: Imagine if you marry Sheriff though...

Angel: Heh, if I actually do tho...We probably won't even get together.

Now..

Angel: Wait...

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I know this ones garbage. I ran out of ideas...

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