So Vulcan wanted me to do the Cursed/Wholesome texts, but with her characters. So why not do it? So here it is!!
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Vulcan: Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
Lucifer: Oh my god! No, what happened to him?
Vulcan: He, PASTAway.
Lucifer:....
Vulcan: Luci...?
Lucifer: Get out...
Vulcan: But this is-
Lucifer: GET. OUT.
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Galax: The existence of watermelon can only mean theres a firemelon, airmelon, and earthmelon. Those are the...
Lucifer: Elemelons.
Vulcan: Help me...
Orange Bean: *S C R E A M*
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Vulcan: Finally, I can have some holy water to myself.
Angel: *Busts through door*
I SMELL HOLY WATER
Vulcan: AAAAAAAAAHHH
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Angel: Hey bean, trick or yeet?
Orange Bean: Yeet?
Angel: YEET IT IS! *Y E E T S T H E B E A N*
Orange Bean: AAAAAAAHHHH
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Vulcan: I mean look at her over dere. Shes me, but an angel. You feel me?
Angel in the distance: The hell?
Lucifer: Vul, stop talking to the oven. You've had too much alcohol!
Vulcan: ._ . Wha-
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9 yr old Angel: Microwaves be like: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Angel: LOOK VULCAN! ITS LUCIFER!!
Vulcan: WHERE?!
Angel: *laughs like a maniac*
Vulcan: Oh yeah, mhm, very funny...
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Lucifer: I am the Vulcan guardian, guardian of Vulcan.
Galax: HACKERS QUIVER BEFORE HIM.
Lucifer at the hackers: FUCK OFF!!
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Angel: Would you rather fight a bunch of kindergartners-
Lucifer: I want to fight some kindergarteners.
Angel: You see, that wasn't the full question.
Lucifer: Those kids are getting S L A P P E D.
This was so fun to make. I was laughing at everything XD so o hope you enjoyed!!
Stay Awesome Stay Sweet and I'll see yall later!
And dont forget: Y E E T T H E B E A N
GOODBYE FRIENDS!!
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