This one is based off of something my boyfriend said to me while we were playing a horror game once. Plus this one involves a lot of drunk texts. I dont know why but I think they are funny.
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Sheriff: Come here...Where are you?!
Angel: NO GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!
Sheriff: Come to camp like a good girl~
Angel: Uhhh...I'm sorry what!?
Sheriff: Ummm...yeah that sounded way better in my head...
Angel: I mean...I dont care what you call me...
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Damn, that moment was super embarrassing...ok onward!!
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Mr. Cheese: Hey, Gentleman? Have you seen my dress anywhere?
The Gentleman: I- uhhh put it somewhere.
Mr. Cheese: Where?!
The Gentleman: Why do you need to know?!
Mr. Cheese: I need it!
The Gentleman: Why?!
Mr. Cheese: For something tonight...
The Gentleman has left the chat.
Angel: Oooh~ spicy drama!! I love it!!
Mr. Cheese: OH SHIT. THIS IS THE GROUP CHAT AINT IT?
Player: Yup. It sure is.
Mr. Cheese has left the chat.
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Stoner: Hey Captain? Have you ever wondered what it's like to die? Like what happens?
Captain: Stoner, are you drunk again?
Stoner: Yeah...Why u ask?
Captain: WE DIE EVERY DAY!
Stoner: Hey, Captain! This is Veteran using Stoners phone. You need to get his drunk ass back on The Skeld. Hes, a bit too drunk.
Captain: Yup, I'm coming.
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Angel: Sheriff, I just made out with Player. Pls dont be maf...
Sheriff: What??
Angel: I saw him then I just had to. Pls dont be mad.
Sheriff: Ok...You're drunk. I'm coming to get you.
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Veteran: Dude, you and Angel were so fucking drunk last night it was so funny.
Player: Yeah, I can tell my head hurts. And what about Angel?
Veteran: Oh, you two made out last night.
Player: We...What? Omg I thought that was you...
Veteran: Eh, it's fine. I knew you were drunk.
Player: How did Sheriff react?
Veteran: He also knew she was drunk. So we let it slide this time.
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Blue: Player, you suck.
Player: Oh, I know. At least I'm not the one who somehow found my fucking number like a creep.
Blue: You still suck.
Player: I dont care.
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???: I am a spawn of satan.
Ninja: I knew it!
Sheriff: Darn tooting, we got an unholy spawn Among Us.
Stoner: Total buzzkill...
Angel: Dont worry guys I got the holy water.
Sheriff: Dont you always have the holy water?
Angel: Mhm!
Player: Now go dump it on his head Angel!
Angel: On it!
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Among Us Logic Romace + Random Crap About My Life
RomanceMr. Cheese and The Gentlemen have been through a lot but recently they have developed feelings for each other. The Gentlemen is very stubborn about the relationship around the others, but around Mr. Cheese, things can get a bit lovey....Mr. Chesse l...
