Ok, heres the thing. It's not original us. It's our gender swapped. Let me go through the role call.
Sheriff = Shariff (Female)
Star = Comet (Male)
Angel = Ang (Male)
Vulcan = Burner (Male)
Galax = Galaxy (Female)
Pog = Pogger (Female)
Enjoy!!
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Pogger: When I said bring me back something from the museum, I meant like a magnet or something.
Ang: Well, you didn't say that. *Holding a SUPER RARE diamond*
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Shariff (Sheriff form aka has 2 revolvers and ready to kill a bitch): BETTER RUN BOI.
Comet and Ang:...
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Galaxy: What are your coordinates?
Pogger: I'm near a cloud that looks like a lion.
Galaxy: Can you be more specific Poggie?
Pogger: Simba.
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Ang: *holding a baby Yoda* My son.
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Burner: Want me to do a tarot reading for ya?
Comet: Sure!
Burner: This one says your an angel. This one here tells me you have a heavenly smile this-
Comet: Burner...These arnt even tarot cards, there just pictures of me.
Burner: My point still stands.
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Shariff: Ang! I made a friendship bracelet for you!
Ang: Not a big jewelry person, to be honest.
Shariff: O-Oh you dont have to-
Ang: No. Imma keep it forever.
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Pogger: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?!
Comet: *Sigh* You're a hazard to society...
Galaxy: AND A COWARD! DO 20!!
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Galaxy: Can you guys do me a favor?
Burner: We would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant our DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for you.
Pogger: Mhm.
Galaxy: Can you please do the dishes?
Burner and Pogger: No.
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Police man: WHO THE FUCK ORDERED ALL THESE PIZZAS?!
Comet (In jail): You said I got 1 phone call.
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Comet: GUESS WHAR IM ABOUT TO GET?!
Ang: On my nerves? *Sips hot chocolate*
Comet:...Boi I'm about to fucking strangle you...
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*Dies from tiredness*
-VERY VERY Tired Angel
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