Cursed/Wholesome texts Pt.8

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Just because making that last one was so damn fun, I'm gonna make another one, but with a few more characters and some of my followers. Enjoy!! (Please dont take these too seriously, this is all for fun)
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Angel: Who wants happiness pellets?

Security: What are happine-

Angel: HAPPINESS!!

Security: AAAAHHH

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Detective: I'm responsible for several war crimes!!

FNAFFan: Because you've played-

Detective: I'm stil responsible!

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Angel: Oh thank god there are no requests with REEEEE in them yet.

REEEEE: Bacteria.

Angel: AAAAHHH

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Angel: Many timelines, endless possibilities, and you decide to date me?

FNAFFan: Mhm.

Angel: I'm proud of you...

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Vulcan: Your grounded.

Emma: How am I grounded if I'm already in the ground mother?

Vulcan: Emma get out of that hole...

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SwitchySwitchSuss: WHAT ARE YOU?!

Angel: An idiot sandwich...

Detective: DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE.

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FlareShards: We call this next song...A world on fire.

Security:.....AAAHHH AHH AH AHHHH.

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Lucifer: Hey Vul, do you know what sunlight might taste like?

Vulcan: Radiation and fire.

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Orange Bean: How would you rate your pain?

SwitchySwitchSuss: 0 stars

Orange Bean: *Visible Confusion*

SwitchySwitchSuss: Would not reccomend.

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FNAFFan: Once there was an ugly impostor, it was so ugly everyone died. The end.

Angel: T-That didnt help at all...

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Angel (5): Ok your a human.

REEEEE (5): Yup.

Angel (5): And you wear the same clothes as my friend, and have the same last name.

REEEEE (5): Yup.

Angel (5): So I found those traits in my friend. So you must be my friend.

REEEEE (5): Makes sense to me.

Angel (5): So your Security.

REEEEE (5): I'm REEEEE

Angel (5): AAAAHHH.

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Angel: Hey, have you seen my knife?

Vulcan: The red and bloody one?

Angel: Yeah.

Vulcan: I'm pretty sure it fell in the hole.

Angel: What hol- OH MY GOD

H o l e

Angel: WHAT IS THAT!!

Vulcan: Its a hole.

Angel: Well, I can see that what's it doing there?

Vulcan: Well, I woke up this morning, and there was a hole.

Angel: Did you do something about it?

Vulcan: Well, I put a rug over it.

H o l e

Vulcan: Yeah it fell in the hole.

Angel: Should we call the police or something?

Vulcan: Oh yeah, I called the police.

Angel: Well, where are they?

Vulcan: In the hole.

H o l e

Angel: Where is Lucifer?

Vulcan:.....

Angel: Vulcan, where is Lucifer?!

Vulcan: Hes at work.

Angel: Oh, where does he work?

Vulcan: in the hole.

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Ok, again dont take these too seriously. Lmao I had so much fun making these. If someone wants me to make more let me know!! Alright, Angel out!

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