Im Making This Because Im Depressed

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I was watching some YouTube to take my mind off of what's going on right now. So I'm making The Crewposter comics. So I had a good laugh at some of the comics in the video, so I had a good idea.
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News Reporter: Victim last seen crashing into a building.

Star: Man, there are reckless idiots out this early?

Angel (On T.V.): Hey!

Vulcan: Ohh man, That's our idiot.

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Angel: Wait youre just idiots arnt you?

Pog: Always have been...PULL THE LEVER!!

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Vulcan: Hey guys, what's up?

Galax: Is "yall" a pronoun?

Vulcan: *Questions reality*

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Vulcan: Lucifer!

Lucifer: Vulcan!

Angel (A hard shipper): Angel!

Vulcan and Lucifer: *Stares at Angel in confusion*

Angel: Now kiss.

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Vulcan: All odd numbers have a E in them.

Galax: Vul, its 3 AM...

Vulcan: T h r E E!

Galax: Go to sleep!

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Sheriff (An innocent boi): What's friends with benefits?

Angel (A dirty minded crap): A very special type of friends.

Sheriff: Ohhh like us!

Angel: *Wheezes*

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Angel: I cant go, stress is bad for the baby.

Vulcan (Worried as heck): What baby?

Angel: Me...

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Pog: Say yes to drugs!

Angel: Say no to drugs!!

Star: It doesn't matter what you say to drugs, because if your talking to drugs. Your on drugs.

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Angel: H-How high was I last night?

Star: You forgot what milk was and called it cereal water.

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Vulcan: I am the most responsible person in this group.

Galax: But you just set the whole Cafeteria on fire...

Vulcan: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Angel: *Notices Vulcans phone ringing*

Angel: Hey your boyfriends calling you.

Vulcan: He is NOT my boyfriend.

Vulcan: Hey babe!

Angel:....Bruh...

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*Crash*

Galax: The heck was that? Angel?!

Angel: I fell...

Galax: It sounded a lot heavier than that.

Angel: My uhhh... My helicopter was with me.

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Vulcan: I fear no man. But that thing.

*Lucifer in demon form*

Vulcan: It scares me...

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Angel (Normal): Hey if me and Pog were drowning who would you save?

Angel (Depressed): My time.

Pog:....

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Angel (Normal): Angel! Theres a dead bean on our ship!!

Angel (Depressed): Oh hey, how did he get here?

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Vulcan: Soo, Lucifer kissed me under the moonlight last night.

Angel (Now Aka, Depressed): Congrats, took you two long enough.

Vulcan: So whatcha think? Do you think it's a hit he likes me?

Angel (Depressed): Vulcan I'm going to fucking strangle you.

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Sorry if that last one was a bit dark, I'm still depressed, but I'm vibing. Heres about me rn.

I'm still pretty depressed, but not as bad as yesterday. I can act just fine but when I'm alone, I just get super depressed. Well, I'll see all of you later.

-Angel

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