Rose: Hey B-Day? How drunk was I last night? I am so gonna regret this...
B-Day: Oh, umm...You just blacked out.
Rose: Oh, thank god.
B-Day: Then you woke up and you kept saying you wanted to smash...
Rose: Yeah...I saw that coming...
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Stoner: Captain...You are so dead when you come back...
Captain: What? Why?
Stoner: WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN OBSESSED WITH PLAYER!?
Captain: Hes my best friend.
Stoner: Why do you care about him more than me? You want to do stuff with him...
Stoner: You do nothing with me...
Captain: Oh, I'll do something with you once I get home...
Stoner: Wait...Oh no...
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Player: Blue, why do you still have my number?
Blue: I hope you know I love you..
Blue: Oh crap...That was ment for someone else...I'm so sorry Player...
Player: Who are you messing with?
Blue: Your ex...
Player: Oh go ahead. She can go die for all I care.
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Angel: Sheriff I'm tired...I was up all night, I had a nightmare so I couldn't sleep...
Sheriff: Why the heck didn't ya tell me?
Angel: I didn't want to talk about it...It was pretty terrifying.
Sheriff: *Puts Angel in his lap and pulls a blanket over them* Now sleep. You deserve it.
Angel: Thanks, you're the best...
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Gnome: Hey babe, I cant find my hat anywh-
Engineer: *walks in the room with her hat on*
Gnome: Again..?
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Veteran: Hey Player. You wanna come over to my house?
Player: Sure, I have literally nothing else to do.
Veteran: Wanna smash?
Player: Umm what?
Veteran: Do you want to play super smash bros?
Player: Oh yeah, that's fine. I thought you meant the other one...😅
Veteran: I mean, we can do that if you want...
Player: Ummm...
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Please dont get mad at me for this next one...
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Goober: Do you think anyone knows about us yet?
PoopyFarts: Probably not...I mean, we are the 2 weird people...So probably no.
Goober: Yeah, your right.
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Dont ask why I ship it...I just do...They are both probably 6 my brain just went: Hey, I just thought of Goober x PoopyFarts...
Me: God dang it brain...you're a genius, you moron!
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