(DISCONTINUED) DreamSMP x reader one-shots

Mistletoe🎄 (SapNap)

Prompt: Christmas With mistletoe in almost all the Doorways. what could go wrong?

i.e, SapNap has an obvious Crush on (Y/N), so Dream and George hang mistletoe everywhere

Pronouns: they/ them

also, they all look like their MC characters cuz it's easier for me to write, and I'm lazy lol.

Christmas. A time for joy and spending time with friends and family. Supposedly the calmest time of the year.

Yeah, that was bullshit considering the people you lived with.

You had moved in with some streamer friends around august, and your life had been so much more chaotic since then. It felt like every day was a new experience. One day it was someone who almost burnt the kitchen down, the next was there was a spider and the house was almost set on fire because of it. And the most recent, the newly purchased Christmas tree was almost knocked over by a certain cat that belonged to a tea kettle. 

You were in the kitchen attempting to make sugar cookies, the front of your shirt was covered in stray flour and baking powder, and you had a smile on your face - Which also had a little bit of flour on it. And SapNap thought it was the cutest thing he had ever seen. George had caught him staring at you from the hallway, and started conjuring up a plan. Walking back down the hall, he spotted Dream walking out of his room, phone in hand. Pullin the Tall male aside, he stopped him from walking forward. "George, what are you-" George cut him off with a Small 'Shh' and pointed over to SapNap. They both looked at each other, nodded, and ran to get their Coats.

~Mini time skip~

Dream and George came home a few minutes later, each of them holding a bag. Dream's bag had some green plants with little white balls on the ends of them, each tied together with a little red bow. George's Bag, on the other hand, had some different types of tape, all varying in strength and size.

The Two got to work, hanging the little plants everywhere they could think of. You, on the other hand, were still busy in the kitchen. Forgetting to put on an apron was the biggest mistake you had made. Your nice red and green shirt was now covered in Flower, and no matter how hard you tried, it wouldn't come off. You had about 3 dozen sugar cookies you had yet to decorate, so you started on the icing. Hearing someone walk into the kitchen, you looked up to see Sapnap standing in the doorway. "Need some help?" he asked, walking over to the sink to wash his hands. "That would be great, Yeah," you responded, mixing the ingredients for the icing together.

Dividing the white icing into separate bowls. Setting out the Different food coloring, the two of you got to work. After a while of mixing colors into the icing, Sapnap spoke. "Hey, (Y/N)?" He said making you look over at him beside you. Before you could speak, some orange frosting was wiped onto your nose. Looking at the onyx color haired man in front of you, who had a playful smirk on his face, you smiled. "Oh, it's on," You said, dipping your fingers into some (F/c) frosting (if your favorite color Is orange, then make it a shade lighter or darker ) and smeared it on his cheek. The two of you had a staredown before both of you were running around the kitchen with different colored icing on each other's faces and clothes. 

Dream and George heard the commotion in the kitchen as the two of you ran around. Dream had an idea and stuck a bundle of mistletoe above the kitchen doorway. The two started to exit the kitchen, where you both stopped to bicker slightly. Glancing to the side, Sapnap saw Dream and George giggling to themselves as Dream pointed up. Looking up, Sapnap saw the small white plant above him. A blush rose to his face as he started thinking. 'C'mon Sap, Think! They seem pretty preoccupied talking, just, be smooth.'

"Hey, (Y/N)?" He asked, and you stopped talking to look at him. "Hypothetically speaking, if we were under mistletoe, would we kiss? No cap?" He asked, looking at you, his cheeks still slightly red. Heat ran to your cheeks as you stuttered out a response. "I mean, I- the last I checked there were none in the house, but if there were I wouldn't be against it..." You responded, your voice slowly lowering in volume, something you did when you were embarrassed. "W-Why?" You asked as he smirked slightly. "You've got something on your face," he said, changing the subject. "Wher-" before you could finish asking him, he kissed you.

It only lasted about 5 seconds before he pulled away, a smirk still present. "Right There."

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sorry, this was kinda shit, it was rushed. hope you enjoyed!

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